On the first día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
A ’67 Chevrolet.
On the segundo día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the third día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the fourth día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the fifth día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the sixth día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the seventh día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Seven ángel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the eighth día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven ángel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the ninth día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven ángel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the tenth día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven ángel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the eleventh día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven ángel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the twelfth día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Twelve freaky ghosts,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven ángel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet!
My true amor gave to me,
A ’67 Chevrolet.
On the segundo día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the third día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the fourth día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the fifth día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the sixth día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the seventh día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Seven ángel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the eighth día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven ángel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the ninth día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven ángel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the tenth día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven ángel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the eleventh día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven ángel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the twelfth día of Christmas,
My true amor gave to me,
Twelve freaky ghosts,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven ángel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet!