Ever wanted to be a link like the link Emmy Rossum? Then here are some tips for you!
1. Throw whatever training tu have out the window (though being in a children's choir for five years doesn't count as "training", but whatever helps Emmy Rossum's fans sleep at night). Emmy's too good to take voice lessons, and so are you, dammit!
2. Make sure your jaw is really tense ALL the time. Emmy's jaw is always tense. I'll let tu imagine why.
3. Sing through your nose. Trust me, everyone loves a nasal tone.
4. Find unique, bizarre ways to pronounce your vowels. You're too good for proper diction.
Man it's ridiculous, I got tu so delirious Kiss tu through the phone, while I lick tu just like liquirish I'm hold back in 96, and tu can be my Shasha Fierce Baby tu so sexy, I amor the way them jeans fit Put tu on my team list, Call tu miss bezzy. I'm Soulja Boy Tell Em, I can make yo life so easy And if tu don't believe me, please don't tease me Delirious for my love, better yet I got tu phenen LET DO IT!
[Verse 1: Taylah P] Hey over there what's your name Are tu for real Is this a game You start to smile And I do the same I look away but tu remain Your eyes starin back...