Song: link

Mr. Bruce: I have a song that will help tu destroy the Eastern Pacific.
Panzer: *Listening to the music*
Robert: This ain't inspirin' me to do anythin'.
Mr. Bruce: Wait for it.
Addie: We don't have time to wait! We need to start the mostrar now.
Mr. Bruce: Who do tu think tu are?
Addie: I've been selected to be the host this week. My name is Addie, and I'm from Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime. I have two Con Mane fan fictions being played tonight.

8 PM - Now

Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

8:30 PM - Later

Con Mane: Diamond Tiara's Are Forever

It was a wonderful día in Canterlot, until some...

Here is a ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He estola a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do tu want this water?...

Song: link

Con: *Listening to the music* That's a nice tune. I wonder what it's called. While I try to find out, enjoy Six Shooters 3.

Song: link

An airplane was flying over the Midwest en route to Los Angeles.

Alan: *Sitting siguiente to Harry* Finally, we're getting a well deserved vacation.
Harry: To beautiful California.

SeanTheHedgehog & windwakerguy430 present

Six Shooters 3

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430 as Harry Penn
Hannah Belle as Catherine Laurent
Nikki Glaser as Jane Rinnon

Catherine, and Jane are the stewardesses on Alan, and Harry's flight.

Alan: Whoa. Harry. Get...

Song: link

Mr. Bruce: I have a song that will help tu destroy the Eastern Pacific.
Panzer: *Listening to the music*
Robert: This ain't inspirin' me to do anythin'.
Mr. Bruce: Wait for it.
Matt: We already went through this, and some misceláneo girl interrupted us.
Mr. Bruce: Fine! We'll wait siguiente week to destroy the Eastern Pacific. I hope you're happy!

Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver...

Parker was pacing the floor in his bedroom. Thinking of a way to get back at Kevin, and Liam. He wanted to mostrar those two that he was not an idiot.

Parker: Those two think I'm an idiot, but they won't anymore. I just need to convince them that the purple triángulo, triángulo de I saw yesterday is the idiot, and not me. The pregunta is, how do I do it?

His first attempt at finding Mack, the purple triangle, was putting up missing posters. However, there was no picture of Mack on the poster, and no reward was being offered.

Yellow Square: A missing shape, huh?
Orange Circle: It says it's a purple triangle.
Yellow...

When Ms. corazón made it to the parte superior, arriba of the hill, her car was missing. The jack was still there with the flat tire however.

Ms. Heart: What is the meaning of this? I left my phone in the car, and now I have to go all the way to the police barracks.

She continued to walk along the road passing several cars.

Kevin: *Stopping siguiente to Ms. corazón again* What happened to your car? Did tu decide to keep the spare, and sell everything else?
Ms. Heart: No. Leave me alone.
Kevin: Okay. *Drives away*

She reached an intersection when a state trooper stopped siguiente to her with the police lights on.

Ms. Heart: Thank...

siguiente morning, Bill, and May woke up to the sound of airplanes passing over the hotel.

Bill: *Gets up* Come on May, we gotta go.
May: What time is it?
Bill: *Looks at the clock* 7. We overslept. The damn alarm must be broken.

Then, three Highway Patrol officers barged into the room.

SHP 95: Put your hands up tu two!!
Bill: *Looks at the officers with his hands up. He quickly moves them down, hitting one officer in the head, and pulling out his gun*
SHP Officers: *Pull out their guns*
Bill: *Shoots one officer*
SHP 53: *Shoots the gun out of Bill's hand* That's enough. I'm giving tu two the chance to...

Kevin, and Liam walked on a bicycle path for a short distance, and then they walked down a colina onto the wing-dam. There were only a few other shapes on the dam already, so Kevin and Liam would have a perfect view of the fireworks.

Kevin: Anytime tu want to cool off, jump in the water, but make sure that tu don't bring your phone with you, o your wallet.
Liam: Right. I'll just leave them with you.
Kevin: Alright, and when tu get back, tu can watch over my phone, and wallet.
Liam: Sounds good.

Kevin and Liam had a good time in the water together. They spent two hours swimming around the dam....

Ms. corazón was being taken back to her house. They were about to go down the colina when she noticed her car was back in the exact same spot, as if no one moved it.

Ms. Heart: My car's back.
Police Square 65: *Stops siguiente to Ms. Heart's car* Good luck with your tire.
Ms. Heart: *Steps out of the police car*
Police Square 65: *Drives away*
Ms. Heart: *Goes to her car, and takes off the flat tire* Whoever estola this put the flat tire back on for some reason. That's weird. *Picks up the spare*
Orange Circle: *Driving a semi. He honks his horn as he passes Ms. Heart*
Ms. Heart: AH!! *Drops the spare, and...

Song: link

Estevez: *Steps out of a general store, and walks over to a bench to sit down*
Johnny: *Driving his car, he stops in front of him*

The song fades away as Estevez walks over to Johnny.

Estevez: *Gets in the car* You're early.
Johnny: *Drives* Commander Kane told me everything, and I didn't want to risk being late. Where's your hotel?
Estevez: Crest View Apartments. Turn left, and go straight for a couple of blocks.
Johnny: *Turns left* What can tu tell me about the guy who escaped?
Estevez: Mark Ason. He's somewhere in this city, but I don't know where exactly.
Johnny: So we gotta find him....

Two officers were in their car, parked on the side of the Garden State Parkway. They were watching for speeders while enjoying doughnuts.

Officer 35: *Hears gunfire* What the hell is that?
Officer 82: *Listens to the gunfire as well, then looks in the mirror* A gunfight plus car chase.
Officer 35: *Sees Alan and Stuart in the Oldsmobile* That's Alan Martinez.
Officer 82: Who's with him?
Officer 35: One of the new guys. I think it's Stuart McKing.
Officer 82: Well let's help them out. *Activates his sirens and chases the guys chasing Alan and Stuart as they pass*
Officer 35: *Talking on the radio*...

Song: link

It was raining in Cape May. Harry drove his Cadillac to the police station. Camryn was also with him.

Camryn: Wait here. *Runs out of the car into the station*
Captain Ford: Camryn, what's the rush?
Camryn: Harry's back!
Police Officers: Yeah!!
Harry: *Walks in*
Police Officers: Harry!!
Camryn: tu ruined the surprise. I told tu wait in the car.
Harry: I had to use the bathroom.
Officers: *Laughing*

After a few minutes, Harry was back in his car driving around Cape May with Camryn.

Harry: The rain is still coming.
Camryn: I like rain. As crazy as it sounds, I like the way it feels all over my...

I was flying south, away from Nova Scotia, when Gergely spotted me from the ground below. I was too high up to notice him.

Gergely: That's Sean alright. I can tell por the paint scheme.
Alinah: Should we follow him, and try to have him killed?
Gergely: We won't try to have him killed. We will succeed in having him killed. Gather the troops.

40 minutos later

Nik: *Playing minecraft on the laptop* How the hell does this game still exist?
Britton: Oh dear god, tu hate that game? You're not a human.
Nik: So what Britton?

Dan Noone came onto the screen in a live chat

Nik: Dan? tu interrupted my Minecraft...

While Alan stood with Harry, Camryn, and Stuart, watching their suspect go to jail, Harry noticed something.

Harry: hola Alan, let me have a closer look at that gun.
Alan: *Gives Harry his gun*
Harry: *Looks in the cylinder, seeing eight bullets* You've upgraded this thing to hold eight bullets?
Alan: Nah. The whole gun is brand new.
Harry: What happened to your six shooter?
Alan: Sold it, so I could buy this. tu really don't need to make a big fuss over this.
Harry: I'm sorry. I thought we were calling ourselves six shooters.
Stuart: Where did tu get that idea?
Harry: Well unlike tu and Camryn, me...

Song: link

Blossom: *With Bubbles, and Buttercup* Welcome back.
Bubbles: And enjoy, Golden Iris.

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minutos later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room...

Song: link

Sean: *Horrified* What is this scary song?!?!
Blossom: It sounds like someone's going to crash!
Henry: Duuuh, what's a crash? *Crashes into James*
James: *Sighs*
Sean: I'll go get a crane.
Blossom: While that gets fixed, I shall start tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S. I'm Blossom from Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls, and I got a good line up for you.

8 PM - Now

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime
Gran Turismo

8:30 PM - Later

Con Mane: Golden Iris

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum...

Song: link

Carter: What is love?! Baby don't hurt me! Don't hurt me!
Jesse: No more!
Wilson: Hey, tu already had your show.
Metal Gloss: It's time for those back to back episodes of Ponies On The Rails.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 37

Accidents Happen

February 14, 1954

Hawkeye:...

It was dark outside when an officer stepped in front of Henry, and Dale.

Officer: Your parents are on their way now. Let's wait outside.
Henry: Alright.
Dale: *Follows Henry, and the officer outside*
Officer: *Takes Henry, and Dale, and waits with them siguiente to a Crown Victoria police car*
Henry: The shade of blue does look nice in the sky.
Dale: I'll say.

Dale's dad arrived in a brand new Mustang. As he did, it started to get windy.

Henry & Dale: *Covering their eyes, as the high beams are on*
Officer: Turn your high beams off.
Dad: *Steps out of the car, staring at Dale*
Officer: Or, don't.
Dad:...

Song (Start at 0:16): link

Mortomis: Do tu want me to be the host again?
Jeff: No! Get out of here!!
Twilight: Man, I'm hostin'!
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! *Fights with the other ponies*

As they were fighting, Snowflake stepped in the foreground.

Snowflake: They sure do amor to fight. I'm your real hostess though. My name is Snowflake, from Ponies On The Rails. The schedule for tonight is down below.

Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y
On The Block: Rated TV-14
On The Block: Rated TV-14
The Adventures of arco iris Dash: Rated TV-G

Snowflake: Are tu ready? Because we're starting now.

Episode 18

The Stolen...

Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a potro, colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down calle passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, navidad was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing navidad música with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared...