Back in Charlestown

Bald Man With Beard: Do tu have what it takes to be a millennial? Your birth fecha must be during, o after 1994, and tu must also have a high opinion of yourself, while overreacting about political correctness.
Johnny: *Walks over to the man* I have no interest in joining, but I do have a friend who's part of the Feminazi's. Where is Cara Panamara?
Bald Man With Beard: She's not here at the moment. She's preparing a heist with some friends to steal gold.
Johnny: I see. When will she be back?
Bald Man With Beard: She didn't say.
Johnny: Mind if I wait inside for her?
Bald Man...

Ferris & Johnny went for a drive in Ferris' brand new bmw Z4

Ferris: According to our recon teams, those missiles were launched from the northwestern outskirts of Ludwigsburg. Every time we send in a strike team to find those bastards, they conceal their base of operations.
Johnny: Well it won't stay concealed for longer. I know we just met, but something tells me we're gonna make a great team.

As Ferris drove Johnny into Ludwigsburg, a Toyota tundra appeared behind them.

Johnny: Ferris, I think we got company.
Ferris: *Sees someone on the back of the truck with an RPD* Ver damnt. Hang on. *Floors...

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Tim: *Sitting por a campfire with Captain Jefferson* Ah, this is nice.
Captain: Yes it is.
Shayne: *Watching Metal Gloss and Stylo surfing*
Crane: I didn't know ponies could surf.
Shayne: Neither could I.
Wayne: What about trains?
Shayne: Are tu kidding? We're too heavy.
Wayne: Try telling that to your silver friend.
Shayne: What? *Sees Sean on a big surfboard surfing along with several humans* In the world?!
Wayne: While Shayne refuses to believe what he's seeing, I shall host tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S. I'm Wayne from The Nut House, and here's what we got lined up for you. Where Eagles...

Song: link

Victoria: *Going fast as she pulls a freight train*
Orion: I think I'm drinking too much booze. I just saw a train with a face.
Sean: *Appears behind him* How about a talking hedgehog?
Orion: *Screams, and runs away as fast as he can*
Mortomis: *Laughs* I'm glad you're in my mostrar Sean. Now, it's time for me to be the host again for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean: Not my stories unfortunately.
Mortomis: We have On The Block, and The Adventures of arco iris Dash for tu in our segundo segment for this week.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery....

Note: batman and garfield are not owned and created por me. This story is dedicated to Bill Finger, Adam West, and all of the wonderful people who have helped the batman franchise. This story is for this website and Fanfiction.net.

The Joker broke out of Arkham Asylum again so batman was trying to find him. batman dicho "The Joker is one of the most threatening super villains in the world. I have to stop his new master plan." batman went to several nearby cities to find the Joker.

Meanwhile Jon Arbuckle walked into his house and dicho "I have great news Garfield."

Garfield replied "If it involves...

Mr. Nut: *Cleaning a mesa, tabla when he sees two shapes open the front door* Uh oh. Now if tu don't like Parker, I'm sure you'll find these two to be annoying as well. They're the real antagonists of this show.

Wayne: link

Miss. Heart: link

Kevin: *Finishes his beer* Say hi to your boss for me.
Liam: I will.
Wayne: *Appears with Miss. Heart* Well, I'm not surprised tu two still come here.
Kevin: tu shouldn't be. We're always here.
Miss. Heart: I thought we told tu never to mostrar your faces around here again.
Liam: No, that's the supermarket.
Miss. Heart: That place too.
Kevin: tu can't just make people...

Song: link

Shayne: Here we go again.
Liam: *Dancing to the música with David and Liz*
Mortomis: Get back to our mostrar already!
Snow Wonder: Don't rush the host.
Thomas: Yeah, what she said. Don't rush me. I'm Thomas The Tank Engine, and I'm your host for tonight. Our last two shows are On The Block, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience:...

Johnny made his way into Montana. He was driving towards a set of coordinates that would take him to the outskirts of Miles City. His Alfa Romeo shined in the sunlight.

Back at the log cabin

Warren: *Walks into the room, and sees Mel, and Henry* Where do tu have the missiles?
Mel: Outside. Follow me.
Johnny: *Turns left, and goes onto a highway* I hope that Canadian agent I talked to is already there.
Mel: *Pulls off a tarp, and shows Warren the missiles* How long will it take tu to get these ready?
Warren: Don't wait too long. Feel free to grab some lunch while I do this. When tu come back, I'll...

Inside a room on the 2nd floor of the log cabin, Johnny was tied to a chair, looking up at Mel, and Henry.

Mel: Now, let's begin our interrogation.
Johnny: What about my leg?
Henry: If tu cooperate, we'll get tu medical assistance. First tu need to answer some questions.
Johnny: If tu lost your cell phone, it's in the cocina siguiente to the refrigerator.
Mel: *Chuckles* Nice try. What organization are tu from?
Johnny: BLM.
Henry: tu are not from Black Lives Matter.
Johnny: You're right. I'm from British Lives Matter.
Henry: It's great that you're trying to get us to laugh, but tu need to tell us...

Johnny was laying on a cama in an apartment, as Warren looked over his leg.

Warren: *Placing bandages around his bullet wound* tu should be ready to go in a few hours.
Johnny: *Looks at one of the shotgun pellets taken out of his leg* That was pretty powerful for a small shotgun.
Warren: Good thing it only hit your leg. Any higher, and tu might have died.
Johnny: *Drops the pellet into a bucket where the other pellets are* Why do black people like using shotguns so much?
Warren: Extra firepower. tu can't hit your targets unless you're up close, but it gets the job done, 110% guarantee.
Johnny:...

The time machine took Kevin, Liam, Wayne, and Parker to Broad calle in Flemington, New Jersey.

Kevin: Hm, we're in Flemington.
Liam: Did tu set this town as our destination?
Wayne: There is no destination setting. This is odd.

Suddenly, a song started playing out of nowhere.

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Wayne: Whoa, where did these guys come from?
Kevin: They're talking ponies.
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. tu can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 22: Wayne's Invention

Wayne was sitting on his front porch when he saw Parker arrive in his Packard, followed por Kevin in his truck, and Liam in a Buick.

Wayne: Perfect. Right on time.
Kevin: *Walks with Liam, and Parker towards Wayne*
Liam: Good morning.
Parker: What did...

Song (Start at 4:28): link

Kevin: *Leading a dancing line with Liam, Mr. Nut, Wayne, Miss. Heart, Tom Foolery, Master Sword, and Saten Twist*
Ian: I wish I could join, but being a train, I'd probably go too fast, and run them over. Now, time for those back to back episodes of Gran Turismo.

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black convertible with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the convertible they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want...

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Thomas: *Sunbathing*
Buttercup: Huh. I didn't know trains could do that.
Blossom: They can't, but speaking of trains, we're going to mostrar tu an episode from Ponies On The Rails, and Trainz.

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 45

The Trouble With Gordon

July 23, 1955

Gordon was using a telephone...

Song: link

Sean: *Slowly pushing a DJ stereo down the tracks*
Passengers: *Headbanging while doing a rock sign with their fingers*
Ian: What have tu done to my passengers?!
Sean: Gave them some enjoyable music.
Kevin & Liam: *Headbanging*
Stylo: Who's hosting?!
Blossom: I am. We have back to back episodes for The Real Powerpuff Girls, then at 8:30, we'll mostrar an episode from Ponies On The Rails, and Trainz.

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People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*
Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, tu finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, you...

Narrator: We are now at the final part of our tour, back on the Island Of Errol. Little has changed in the past two years, but the Eastern Pacific has a new engine.
Joey: Hello everyone.
Narrator: Joey usually works on freight trains, but will also occasionally help with passengers.
Joey: It's good to be here.
Narrator: Who are tu working with today?
Joey: Jerry, and Andrew.
Narrator: Have fun, and keep up the good work.
Joey: Thank you. *Blows his horn twice, and takes off*
Narrator: There's lots of good engines around here. I even stuck my neck out for Jeremy. Mr. Bruce wanted to have him scrapped,...

Song: link

Johnny: *Yawning as he stretches his arms* We're starting already? It's not 8 PM.
S.B: I'm going on vacation! *Walking away with two suitcases*
Ian: *Stops siguiente to Johnny*
Johnny: He's not the creator of the show, is he?
Ian: He does have the initials, S.B.
Johnny: Yes, and he also looks exactly like me.
Ian: ...right. Hello everyone, I'm Ian from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Good morning, and let's get started. Here's our lineup.

8 AM

Goldhoof

8:30 AM

Gran Turismo - Bak2Bak

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a...

When the paramedic checked both Parker, and the yellow triangle, they were both tested positive.

Yellow Triangle: This is all my fault. I spit in my hands, then punched him.
Parker: Ugh, how could you?!
Yellow Triangle: Well tu were the idiot that blocked me!
Blue Square: Get in the ambulance. tu will stay in the hospital for 2 weeks, then you'll be in jail for ignoring the stay at inicial order.

15 days later.

Parker: *Standing in his cell, staring at the bars in front of him*
Kevin: *Arrives with Liam* Good morning Parker.
Parker: What do tu losers want?!
Liam: We were going to pay for your bail,...

Tom: Welcome back everyone. We have two más episodes of On The Block to share with you. We won't be coming back until the 26th. Until then, enjoy what we got for you.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Happy 4th of July!
Tom: We already passed that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Angry* SINCE WHEN?!!?
Tom: Since last Saturday?
Master Sword: *Has smoke coming out of his ears, and catches on fire* RAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience:...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. tu can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 10: Mack

Parker: *Angry as he sits down, waiting for his comida to arrive*
Kevin: Get ready.
Liam: His fist will hit the table, in 3. 2. 1.
Parker: *Hits the mesa, tabla with his fist*
Kevin: Now he's gonna go to the cocina and knock on the door.
Parker: *Walks to the kitchen,...