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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardiente de manzana, applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and arco iris Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

arco iris Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
arco iris Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would tu like to be my friend?
arco iris Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed to happen! You're supposed to fly around Pornstarville, and avoid this rosado, rosa bitch!
arco iris Dash: Why would I do that?
Twilight: The script man, the script!
arco iris Dash: I don't like my script. It makes me feel like a bully.
Twilight: Yo, tu did not just use that word.
arco iris Dash: I didn't call tu a nigg-
Twilight: Not that man!! I mean bully. Who da hell uses that word nowadays?!
arco iris Dash: Uh, hundreds of ponies do.
Pinkie Pie: I use it as well, and tu are being one right now. Leave us alone.
Twilight: Man, tu two are fucked up in da head! *Walks away*
arco iris Dash: What is her problem?
Pinkie Pie: She's black.

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hola Fluttershy, tu smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, tu are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

siguiente morning, Pinkie Pie was walking to arco iris Dash's cloudhouse while wearing sunglasses with a mustache on it, and blowing confetti everywhere*

arco iris Dash: *Sleeping in her bed. When she hears Pinkie Pie, she yawns while waking up with a smile on her face*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag arco iris Dash!
arco iris Dash: *Goes to a window* Morning Pinkie Pie. Be down in a sec.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.

Once arco iris Dash came down, a griffon appeared. It was Gilda.

Gilda: arco iris Dash, long time no see.
arco iris Dash: Oh hey. I haven't seen tu in at least ten years.
Pinkie Pie: arco iris Dash, an explanation por favor?
arco iris Dash: You're German. Why are tu speaking Spanish?
Gilda: *Laughs* Good point.
Pinkie Pie: Explanation?
arco iris Dash: Oh right. Gilda is an old friend of mine from flight school.
Pinkie Pie: An old friend? But she looks very young.
Gilda: *Laughs* I like your sense of humor (Honestly, this poni, pony is starting to annoy me.)
arco iris Dash: Me, and Pinkie Pie are gonna go play pranks on ponies. Wanna registrarse us?
Gilda: No thanks, I wanna explore this city, and find out where a good place is to eat.
arco iris Dash: Suit yourself. We'll see tu later.
Gilda: We'll?
arco iris Dash: Yeah, me, and Pinkie Pie will meet tu after your lunch.
Gilda: (Fuck!) Okay, great.

As Gilda was finding a good restaurant for lunch, she saw Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: *Helping ducks cruzar, cruz a road* Okay little duckies, follow me. Everyone is letting us cross.
Gilda: BOO!!!
Fluttershy: AHHH!!!
Ducks: *Get scared, and fly away*
Fluttershy: Wait ducks, where are tu going?!
Ducks: *Go into the nail factory*
Fluttershy: Oh no!! They'll get seriously injured!
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Thank goodness, now they can- *See the ducks go into a scissor factory* SCISSOR FACTORY?!!!?
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Phew, that was close. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a factory where bombs get built* Go into a factory for bombs?!!? *Faints*
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: *Wakes up* Oh, they're okay. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a almohada factory* Oh, a almohada factory. I know they'll be seguro there.

But the factory soon blew up.

Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs away*

Pinkie Pie arrived, and this song started to play: link


Pinkie Pie: Halt!! What is the meaning of this?!
Gilda: None of your business.
Pinkie Pie: It is my business. tu hurt my friend's feelings, and had her animal friends blown up in a almohada factory.
Gilda: It was their fault.
Pinkie Pie: tu scared them!
arco iris Dash: *Arrives*
Pinkie Pie: Thank goodness you're here arco iris Dash, Gilda is being an asshole.
Gilda: What?!
Pinkie Pie: tu are being an asshole, and I do not appreciate it.
arco iris Dash: *Worried* What did she do?
Pinkie Pie: She scared Fluttershy, and had her pato friends blown up at a almohada factory.
Gilda: She's lying.
arco iris Dash: *Looks at the almohada factory on fire* Oh no she isn't. Why did tu do it Gilda?
Gilda: She was annoying.
arco iris Dash: That's my friend you're talking about.
Gilda: If you're friends with her, I can't be friends with you. *Fights arco iris Dash*
arco iris Dash: *Fights Gilda*

They made a nube of smoke during their fight.

Ponies: Go arco iris Dash!
Pinkie Pie: Go arco iris Dash!
Gilda: Why are they cheering for you?!
arco iris Dash: Because I'm awesome, unlike you!

arco iris Dash punched Gilda in the face, and the griffon lost a tooth.

Ponies: Yeah!!
Gilda: Fuck this! *Leaves* tu all suck!
arco iris Dash: Not true!

Stop the song

arco iris Dash: *Takes a deep breath* Is everyone okay?
Ponies: Yes.
arco iris Dash: I'm sorry about Gilda. She was a friend of mine years ago, but after what just happened, she's no longer my friend.
Pinkie Pie: Wait a couple of years, I'm sure tu will be friends with her again.
arco iris Dash: *Confused*

She didn't understand that Pinkie Pie was talking about a certain episode from season 5.

Ending theme: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End
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At first, the attack seemed successful. Johnny, and Bill watched as their five helicopters attacked Discord's army.

Johnny: I found the planes! Turn left!
Bill: *Watches the helicopters turn left* How do we stop them?
Johnny: We can either drop grenades, o shoot missiles. If these choppers have any.
Bill: Let's try the grenades first. We may need the missiles for enemy aircraft.
Rok Gunner: *Shooting Discord's soldiers with his machine gun* We better be careful with those cannons. They could shoot us down with one shot!
Rok Pilot: Not if we keep moving!
AEIS Gunner: *Fires four shots from his cannon*...
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The following day, five helicopters were seen landing in the town of Yaruu. They would be used por Discord to destroy Poland.

Tolo: *Walking with Discord* Johnny was not with me when I woke up.
Discord: I'm not concerned. Whoever found him will not be able to help him stop my plan.
Tolo: So, we take off at 9 O' Clock as planned?
Discord: Precisely. Make sure all planes have their helicopters on board. I have más planes, and tanks on standby to team up with us once we get to Poland.
Tolo: Where are they coming from?
Discord: Belarus. There's a town in that country near the Polish, and Ukranian borders...
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James: *Singing along to the song* One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock. Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.
Duck, Oliver, & Henry: AH!!!!!
Tom: Make it stop!
Hawkeye: *Leaving with a freight train* It's a good thing I got in the cab of this freight train in time. Now I don't have to hear his terrible singing, unlike the others.
Master Sword: Hawkeye got lucky!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Gordon: James, stop singing!
James: When the clock strikes two, three and...
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Baccara sounds wonderful in this song.
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Johnny sat down in a cell while two NS guards stared at him.

NS Guard: If tu will not answer questions, tu will stay here! *Leaving the cell to secure the hallway*
Johnny: *Looks at his shoes while sitting on a bed*
Gorom: *Sitting at a mesa, tabla with Ivan* Perhaps Texas is good for something after all. *Puts down his five cards* Texas Hold 'Em has been my favorito! game to play all day.
Ivan: Alright, but tu won't be so lucky in the siguiente round.
NS Guard: *Enters the room* Excuse me.
Gorom: Yes Corporal?
NS Guard: Johnny Lightning is refusing to cooperate.
Ivan: Well, let's go interrogate him.
Gorom:...
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A game of checkers was being played por Ted Esler, and Johnny Lightning.

Ted: I only have 3 guys left.
Johnny: *Looking at his 5 red pieces. One of them is a king. He takes out a black piece behind him* I think tu meant to say 2.
Ted: Well how about this? *Takes out two red pieces in one move*
Johnny: Not bad, but not as good as this. *Takes out the remaining two pieces with his king*
Ted: Uuuuuuh....here's your $500.
Johnny: *Takes the money* Thank you. *Leaving the table* We need to do this again sometime.

Johnny then walked to Commander Kane's office. He had to wait for another agent to leave first....
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Snow Wonder: *Hears the music* Oh, we're back to this song.
Annie: What's wrong with that? I like it.
Toad: We're making our first appearance with the other characters in this intro Mr. Oliver.
Oliver: I'm excited too Toad.
Toad: But I'm not excited. I'm nervous. *Begins to shake*
Oliver: You're shaking por yourself?!
Toad: I told tu I'm nervous! *Falls apart*
Oliver: There's a first.
Hawkeye: I thought we agreed to get a new opening song.
Pete: It seems that someone changed it.
Gordon: That's right. It was me, Gordon Suite!
Everyone: Boo!!! *Throwing tomatoes at Gordon*
Thomas: I wish we had...
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