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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardiente de manzana, applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and arco iris Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

arco iris Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
arco iris Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would tu like to be my friend?
arco iris Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed to happen! You're supposed to fly around Pornstarville, and avoid this rosado, rosa bitch!
arco iris Dash: Why would I do that?
Twilight: The script man, the script!
arco iris Dash: I don't like my script. It makes me feel like a bully.
Twilight: Yo, tu did not just use that word.
arco iris Dash: I didn't call tu a nigg-
Twilight: Not that man!! I mean bully. Who da hell uses that word nowadays?!
arco iris Dash: Uh, hundreds of ponies do.
Pinkie Pie: I use it as well, and tu are being one right now. Leave us alone.
Twilight: Man, tu two are fucked up in da head! *Walks away*
arco iris Dash: What is her problem?
Pinkie Pie: She's black.

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hola Fluttershy, tu smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, tu are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

siguiente morning, Pinkie Pie was walking to arco iris Dash's cloudhouse while wearing sunglasses with a mustache on it, and blowing confetti everywhere*

arco iris Dash: *Sleeping in her bed. When she hears Pinkie Pie, she yawns while waking up with a smile on her face*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag arco iris Dash!
arco iris Dash: *Goes to a window* Morning Pinkie Pie. Be down in a sec.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.

Once arco iris Dash came down, a griffon appeared. It was Gilda.

Gilda: arco iris Dash, long time no see.
arco iris Dash: Oh hey. I haven't seen tu in at least ten years.
Pinkie Pie: arco iris Dash, an explanation por favor?
arco iris Dash: You're German. Why are tu speaking Spanish?
Gilda: *Laughs* Good point.
Pinkie Pie: Explanation?
arco iris Dash: Oh right. Gilda is an old friend of mine from flight school.
Pinkie Pie: An old friend? But she looks very young.
Gilda: *Laughs* I like your sense of humor (Honestly, this poni, pony is starting to annoy me.)
arco iris Dash: Me, and Pinkie Pie are gonna go play pranks on ponies. Wanna registrarse us?
Gilda: No thanks, I wanna explore this city, and find out where a good place is to eat.
arco iris Dash: Suit yourself. We'll see tu later.
Gilda: We'll?
arco iris Dash: Yeah, me, and Pinkie Pie will meet tu after your lunch.
Gilda: (Fuck!) Okay, great.

As Gilda was finding a good restaurant for lunch, she saw Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: *Helping ducks cruzar, cruz a road* Okay little duckies, follow me. Everyone is letting us cross.
Gilda: BOO!!!
Fluttershy: AHHH!!!
Ducks: *Get scared, and fly away*
Fluttershy: Wait ducks, where are tu going?!
Ducks: *Go into the nail factory*
Fluttershy: Oh no!! They'll get seriously injured!
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Thank goodness, now they can- *See the ducks go into a scissor factory* SCISSOR FACTORY?!!!?
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Phew, that was close. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a factory where bombs get built* Go into a factory for bombs?!!? *Faints*
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: *Wakes up* Oh, they're okay. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a almohada factory* Oh, a almohada factory. I know they'll be seguro there.

But the factory soon blew up.

Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs away*

Pinkie Pie arrived, and this song started to play: link


Pinkie Pie: Halt!! What is the meaning of this?!
Gilda: None of your business.
Pinkie Pie: It is my business. tu hurt my friend's feelings, and had her animal friends blown up in a almohada factory.
Gilda: It was their fault.
Pinkie Pie: tu scared them!
arco iris Dash: *Arrives*
Pinkie Pie: Thank goodness you're here arco iris Dash, Gilda is being an asshole.
Gilda: What?!
Pinkie Pie: tu are being an asshole, and I do not appreciate it.
arco iris Dash: *Worried* What did she do?
Pinkie Pie: She scared Fluttershy, and had her pato friends blown up at a almohada factory.
Gilda: She's lying.
arco iris Dash: *Looks at the almohada factory on fire* Oh no she isn't. Why did tu do it Gilda?
Gilda: She was annoying.
arco iris Dash: That's my friend you're talking about.
Gilda: If you're friends with her, I can't be friends with you. *Fights arco iris Dash*
arco iris Dash: *Fights Gilda*

They made a nube of smoke during their fight.

Ponies: Go arco iris Dash!
Pinkie Pie: Go arco iris Dash!
Gilda: Why are they cheering for you?!
arco iris Dash: Because I'm awesome, unlike you!

arco iris Dash punched Gilda in the face, and the griffon lost a tooth.

Ponies: Yeah!!
Gilda: Fuck this! *Leaves* tu all suck!
arco iris Dash: Not true!

Stop the song

arco iris Dash: *Takes a deep breath* Is everyone okay?
Ponies: Yes.
arco iris Dash: I'm sorry about Gilda. She was a friend of mine years ago, but after what just happened, she's no longer my friend.
Pinkie Pie: Wait a couple of years, I'm sure tu will be friends with her again.
arco iris Dash: *Confused*

She didn't understand that Pinkie Pie was talking about a certain episode from season 5.

Ending theme: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End
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Song: link

Hawkeye: *Hears the song* Hm, a new song.
Captain Jefferson: Variety is good. That's why we have a new song. Get out there, and protect this town.
Tim: *Goes out with Julia, Toby, and Red*
Tom: Boo!!! *Throws a rock at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit por the rock* Yo! What's with tu man?!
Tom: *Laughing as he runs away*
James: *Stops, watching Tom run across his track* What's with him? *Clears his throat* Hello everyone, my name is James. Welcome to this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your host, James the red, and splendid engine.
Gordon: *Stops siguiente to him*...
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Hilary was walking along the beach, wearing a rosado, rosa bikini. A 1955 Chevy was on the road siguiente to her, moving slowly.

Man 54: What's with that guy in the black car?
Man 69: *Looks at Hilary* Miss? I think someone's stalking you.
Hilary: Stalking me? *Looks at the driver of the Chevy*

She only saw a brief glimpse of the driver, before he pulled out a gun, and shot her twice. The first bullet hit her head, and the segundo went into her right breast. The car took off, leaving some smoke as it took off at high speed.

Alan: *In his car with Harry* Nothing's happening. Let's get some hot dogs.
Dispatch: Attention...
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