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21 Ways to Say I amor You



1. Call her the siguiente day.



2. Always laugh at her jokes.



3. Tell her (truthfully) that tu can't wait to see her again.



4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.



5. Call her just to say tu were thinking about her.



6. Bring her a teddy oso, oso de and chicken sopa when she's sick.



7. Write her a poem.



8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).



9. Bring her flores for no reason.



10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.



11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.



12. kiss her in the middle...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
Hold on to me, amor
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I amor tu and I'm not afraid, oh

Can tu hear me?
Can tu feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of tu
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow árbol
(Come and find me)

I know tu hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of tu
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the preguntas really loudly and if they try to tell tu to be quite say "shhh this is a test tu know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering misceláneo numbers to the person siguiente to tu and then when the teacher tells tu off say "They made me give them the respuestas o they dicho they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at tu say "What are tu lookin at!" o "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on parte superior, arriba of the mesa, tabla and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have tu been spying on me and teling it everything!"
"Where is Maybelle?"Alicia asked.
"I don't-"I was cut off
"Help!Help me!I need help!Please!!"A familiar voice begged.
"MAYBELLE!"we all dicho in unison.
We followed the voice into a huge hut.
"Maybelle!Where are you?"I asked.
I ran as fast as I could.I couldn't wait for them to catch up.I saw a door with a small window.I looked in and saw Ariana.When she turned back,I ran back.
"Help!Help me!Help m-MM!MUHH!MMMMMHHH!"Maybelle yelled.
I ran to the door Maybelle and Ariana were in.I knocked on the door,got out my sword,and waited for Ariana to come out.
"What?Wh-AH!"She said.
"You said,you'd leave my friends...
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posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasía is flying
It's a castillo in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragones now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a castillo in the sky
o there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantasía is not a crime
Find your castillo in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads tu to the moon 'cause..."
Sarah couldn't make a noise.Ariana ran to the little girl.Sarah got a grip on the sticks.When she stopped the little girl.Sarah stabbed Ariana in the back."OOOOWWWW!!WHAT THE HECK tu LITTLE IDIOT!"She yelled.She dropped to her knees.I picked up the little girl,which was crying."It's okay.Let's get tu to your mommy."Her mom was crying too."Here's your daughter."Sarah said."THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"The mom dicho and cheered.
Sarah walked back.
"SARAH!Oh my gosh!"Alicia dicho and she hugged her.
"That was amazing."Maybelle said.
"Guys!Focus!The stone."Sarah said.They got out and ran."Oh no!The Rights!That's...
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It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth o Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a almohada and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth o dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth o dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare tu to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter libros and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from tu (Example: When in a car o an elevator). If tu don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and navidad and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favorito! song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
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What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The siguiente time tu and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a encuesta to see which of tu successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with tu - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever tu have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If tu were really looking for an honest answer, you...
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posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have tu ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would tu ask such a pregunta now? tu don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when tu were 35 years old and tu really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give tu a loan? Remember how one día the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no preguntas asked?"

"Oh, Betty, tu did that for me!...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for tu tu twit she was only after your money and could have dado a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can tu guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell tu about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair o putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The siguiente chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" o "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He dicho "I'd like to have one too." Then I dicho "But this is a dog". He dicho he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He dicho I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can tu believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how tu respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!