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25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If tu don't straighten up, I'm going to knock tu into the middle of siguiente week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I dicho so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me más LOGIC .


"If tu fall out of that oscilación and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...
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Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...
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posted by patrisha727
A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of dulces per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each año on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix comida to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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Leslie Hall is so funny!
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posted by invadercalliope
Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving amor in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in tu and the things tu doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
chapter 1 discovery

"what should we do today Teki?" Kiely asked her tiny dog. Knowing that the dog couldn't posibly respond in any other way than wagging her tail o bark and that is exactly what the dog did.
Kiely sat siguiente to her chihuahua and ran her hand down her back feeling her soft black and brown fur."your a good baby girl" she crooned at the little puppy.
"Lets go to the park and then we could go to fred's,"Kiely finally desided Teki was still wagging her tail. Kiely made her way to the bathroom to freshen up and take a shower. She got out of the ducha, ducha de and headed toward the mirror to...
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posted by jessicamc26
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car adelante, hacia adelante saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If tu are hung like a horse, tu don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
posted by KatiiCullen94
This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.


How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my corazón out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, o the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my corazón out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. tu wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet tu on a saturday, on the first saturday...
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from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
guitarra by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if tu think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if tu just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if tu think that we cant sing it faster then tu wrong but itll help if tu just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if tu just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
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posted by twilight0girl
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can tu forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the calle physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your culo like rembrandt!
Ha! tu Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when tu see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who tu are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what tu did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who tu are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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posted by Crazy_NarutoKid
1.The Characters are awesome


2.It can make tu laugh so hard


3.It can make tu cry like a baby


4.The fight scenes are epic


5.Theres blood


6.They swear


7.The storyline is really good


8.Theres Ninjas'!!


9.They have Sasuke(cool)


10.The weapons they use are so coool


11.The villians are so evil.


12.It makes tu wish tu lived in the naruto world.


13.They have great opening and ending songs.


14.It makes tu think about it all the time


15.It teaches tu naruto history
I found this online :)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read preguntas aloud, debate your respuestas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that tu can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this pregunta on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...
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If this doesn't creep tu out, then I dunno what will...
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1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if tu worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell tu to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your favorito! song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow misceláneo people off and tell them what to buy every minuto o so. If tu get in trouble, say tu were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your collar and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope tu enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all tu opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't tu see, the resolve to cut tu reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...
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Some of tu girls will remember that on Wednesday i told tu that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news fuente HollywoodLife.com, Miley was so devastated por her parents Tish and Billy rayo, ray Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile hace and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started actuación out...
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