misceláneo Club
registrarse
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
added by
video
added by CourtneyKatara
added by LovlyRaven
Source: RaNdOm, random, picture, funny, cute, beauty, animals, art
posted by EllentheStrange
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy oso, oso de and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. tu hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as tu can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say tu were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a misceláneo person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive tu cheated on me with that whore" and point to a misceláneo girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If tu are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If tu are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz o dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the siguiente week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told tu I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell tu again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can tu tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana

just because tu amor someone else doesn't mean tu have to break one más heart.
-alana

everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana

it doesn't matter how tu look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana

life is never the same, tu can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana

believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana

if tu dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana

life is precious with who your with, not with who tu want to be with.
-Alana

why be who your not, when tu can enjoy being who tu are.
-Alana

if tu let yourself down, tu let everyone behind tu down.
-Alana

your first amor will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
posted by Trent-lover123
 Brought to tu por Trent-lover123
Brought to you by Trent-lover123
Alexa:Im going to be late again Stupid Hollows Trying to kill me!!!*slips on a plátano peel* Kikio:Are tu ok???
Alexa:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! dont scare me like that and yes Im a-ok.
Kikio:wonderful did tu see kuno I want to ask him out. *blushing*
Alexa:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Kikio:Your so mean, ok then I think its grows that tu like Ichigo!
Alexa:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I like Koaru not I-Ichigo he's to dang angry all the time.
Kikio:omg were going to be late come on!!!
Viviana:HI Alexa and kikio your finaly at school.
Kiara:Geuss what Im entering the talent contest.
Alexa:man I was going to geuss...
continue reading...
added by BiteMeCullen107
added by ilovehinder
posted by karpach_13
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. tu have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets tu a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If tu want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if tu are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness...
continue reading...
10. Blind People Dream

People who become blind after birth can see imágenes in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

9. tu Forget 90% of your Dreams

Within 5 minutos of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic...
continue reading...
added by Jeffersonian
added by shiriny
added by OuroborosSnyder
added by angel_cake
added by emmett
added by sonicgoth
Source: misceláneo
added by beefer
Source: beefer
posted by jessicamc26
TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER IS SO COOL MY TEACHER...
continue reading...
posted by miniabby33
1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a pato
3 Watch all of your old disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents



comentario tell your friends then I will make más spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I amor making these for tu so comment. All the comentarios I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm escritura all this cuz I need a longer articulo so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns
video
funny
spoof
hilarious
crazy
misceláneo