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Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can tu fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit siguiente to tu because tu invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...

Emily had the capucha, campana down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. o maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five minutos of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as tu got into the car but...

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that tu "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that tu haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every pregunta with another question. As soon as one of tu says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go inicial and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted por aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late tu are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me adelante, hacia adelante to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico...

I found this link. This will last tu days. XD


Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.


One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.


About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave horno was invented por mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the chocolate bar he...

Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It should not be that difficult, yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble because of language and cultural differences. For example.The name Coco-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-Kou-Ke-La. Unfortunately, the coca cola company did not discover until after thousands of signs had been printed that the phrase means "Bite The Wax Tadpole" o "Female Horse Stuffed With Wax," depending on the dialect. coca cola then researched 40,000 Chinese characters and found a close phonetic equivalent, "Ko-Kou-Ko-Le," which can be...