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I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken cruzar, cruz the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to cruzar, cruz the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand siguiente to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't tu even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, tu need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with friends then run up and sit between them and go...
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found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall muro and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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posted by taylorrocks
once i was at a movie theater with my friends gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are tu and we were like why dose it matter and he dicho no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like tu need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because tu get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!
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the misheard lyrics of the song numa numa... with pictures! make sure u don't miss the credits
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1. Go outside, and if tu see someone, take the misceláneo person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic besar scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger asiento of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why perros only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to canto in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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