Guys got stuck in an elevator

"Naturally"


Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
por the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That tu wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help tu find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left tu lying here
What you'd give to dry
These amargo, amargos tears

Did it come naturally?
tu a million miles from home
When tu tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...

1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the parte superior, arriba spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...

1.Stand siguiente to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks por you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume tu can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as tu can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like tu are scanning the leche and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a falda and do yoga in the middle of the store....

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as tu walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at tu for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...

Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect tu from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life tu wore heavy mittens. If tu dial a phone, try to use a remote control, o try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much más difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much más difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything tu see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...

1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are más important than her.
4. She needs to get tu comida while tu sit and do whatever tu want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. tortazo her culo and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that tu amor her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. mover somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...

A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she dicho it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written por a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As tu will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...

Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no tu ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...