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posted by InvaderStickly

Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of tu then look away when they turn around

Say tu have a sixth since where tu can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and tu should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint

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MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT WANT HER PARENTS TO división, división, split

posted by ShiningsTar542

Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is actuación the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are más than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has dicho that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that tu have to work hard...

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ten rules of housekeeping

posted by kitkat709477

1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the sofá "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...

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Random....Questions:Duncan-superfan (Answers to Moolah's questions)

posted by Duncan-superfan

Do tu think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp

Are perros cute?:

DUHH! ~<3

Do tu fish?:

Nope!

Are tu at the age where tu can drink?:

Not yet. x3

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless tu try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD

Do tu have a boyfriend o girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3

Do tu know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....

Have tu ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u

Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..

[u]Do tu have your ears pierced?:

I used to.

Have tu broken your butt?:

No. =3

Tea is…?:

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