1) I can't reach my license unless tu hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3) Aren't tu the guy from the Village People?
4) Hey, tu must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5) Are tu Andy o Barney?
6) I thought tu had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8) I pay your salary!
9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10) Do tu know why tu pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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