<3 amor tu guys

1. Do tu sleep in your bra?
2. Does your dad know tu like guys yet?
3. Are tu a girly girl?
4. Small o large purses?
5. Are tu short?
6. Do tu like somebody?
7. Do tu care if your socks are dirty?
8. Do tu like Halloween?
9. Are tu double jointed?
10. Where is the weirdest place tu have slept?
11. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
12. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
13. Do tu call anybody por their last name?
14. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?

GIRLS BE HONEST...
15. What color is the bra that you're wearing?...

Its not finished yet but I'm gonna continue it...this is (will be) also avadable on my DA account
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Historically, sweat has been an active ingredient in perfume and amor potions.g
In Bali, men believed a woman would fall in amor if her suitor fed her a certain kind of leaf incised with the image of a god who sported a very large penis.e
The Mexican chief Montezuma considered chocolate a “love drug” and drank 50 cups of chocolate a día before visiting his harem of 600 women.a
Scientists suggest that most people will fall in amor approximately seven times before marriage.h
Some individuals who claim never to have felt romantic amor suffer from hypopituitarism, a rare disease that doesn’t...

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of tu bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of tu bastards who are getting on, get your culo in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want tu to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When tu come out,you may play with your train, but I want you...