funny / true yik yaks

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal por conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4.Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what tu think."

7. Claim that tu must always wear a bicycle casco as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they...

This is for the Nyackers contest
Chorus: because u know I'm all about that bass, bout that bajo no teble, I'm all about that bajo bout that bass, no teble I'm all about that bajo bout that bajo No teble I'm all about that bajo bout that bajo no teble I'm all about that bajo bout that bass. Yeah It's pretty clear I ain't a Juicy piece of meat but I'll let u eat it eat Like your suppose to do cause I go boom boom whenever U say dicho and all the right things in all the right spots. I see that guy over there hollerin hear juicy juicy If u got that booty booty just turn around cause every ounce of...