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x-Yumi-x3, Simmeh and 1 other like this

Simmeh Haha! xD

x-Yumi-x3 Hehe...♡

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Some Of My Most Sarcastic frases

posted by chillyneon

Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell tu a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told tu to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If tu die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The popular girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my camisa, camiseta on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If tu are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some misceláneo guy/girl = Is this asiento empty?
tu = Yes and this one will be too if tu sit here.

I'll write más soon!!!

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Emmanuel rayo, rayo, ray to attend Pre Cannes Film Social in Jewel, Londres Covent Garden

posted by ts_ilieva

Emmanuel rayo, ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. foto courtesy frutas District Films.

Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.

On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel rayo, ray will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted por actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted por Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...

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Family guy frases

posted by tokidoki123

[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits siguiente Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have tu tried mostrando him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed por funnytvquotes.com

[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like tu - very homosexually.
Contributed por funnytvquotes.com

[Family Guy] S03E10 - pescado Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...

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how to survive 7th grade por 1BTRfan (chapter 1 part 1)

posted by 1BTRfan

Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first día of 7th grade I was so excited to see my friends after summer yay. Well the first día of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my friends Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m inicial and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She dicho “I might come back to page siguiente semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...

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Warning:Do NOT click

posted by Usui--takumi

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HETALIA! Great Britain VS France

posted by SheWolf11

France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! tu call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! tu DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All tu are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has más dick! I have an army of Red Coats! tu have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...

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The Babysitter Part 1

posted by adaug

Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so tu guy will need a babysitter!

*10 minutos later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!

*59 minutos later*
Amber:I wuv té parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are tu doing?
Amber:Having a té party!
Ashley:Can I...

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Actual McDonalds Job Application

posted by Aimee147

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President o Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a año plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

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parte superior, arriba 15 best looking anime dudes

posted by angelscry

(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)

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misceláneo jokes....(actually they r PJs)

posted by pollydbookworm

This pato walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do tu have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the pato leaves.

The siguiente day, the pato returns and asks, "Do tu have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the pato leaves.

The día after that, the pato walks in the store again and asks "Do tu have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told tu no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if tu come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...

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18 Reasons Why it Sucks to be the Akward Girl

posted by msfit39

1. Every día at school is the same
2. tu never know if your braids look digusting o not
3. tu are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. tu would like to think that people notice o even think about tu but tu are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows o cares about
5. tu worry people will write nasty comentarios on your fanpop articulo that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all tu do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When tu only really have like 3 friends at school and 2 of them...

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The mostrar SpongeBob Squarepants linked to attention problems and learning.

posted by carsfan

The mostrar SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning

The mostrar SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed por a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine minutos of the mostrar may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob o Caillou, in which imágenes change más slowly, o to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...

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The Evil Teddy Bear: This is starting to be a nightmare

posted by darktheheghog

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...

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fun "rules" of life and a Cynic's guide to life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I'm putting two funny artículos together in one, hope tu enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I amor deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would tu know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what tu need, and I'll tell you...

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The Evil Teddy Bear: Lets Solve The Mistery Gang

posted by darktheheghog

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy oso, oso de on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some comida while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the cocina and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the cocina was when Tina got inicial she saw what the cocina was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their inicial the Teddy oso, oso de was hiding in the cocina cupboard as it chuckled...

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15 BEST Excuses for falling asleep at your escritorio

posted by iluvsmj

15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 minuto power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course tu sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the parte superior, arriba off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are tu discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise...

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lilly's diary - my mother, the b**ch

posted by dxcfan101

dear diary, today was the worst - first a car ran over my lunch so i had to rob somebody's lunch money, segundo i got a F on my history paper, third mrs perrywinkle slaped me with her cinturón, correa serosly this is the 21 centery your not aloud to slap teenagers with belts, and forth when i got inicial my history paper fell out of my bag and my mother picked it up and started lectura it so what did i do, i rushed upstairs into my room 1 segundo later i hear my mother scream off the parte superior, arriba of her lungs LILLY GET tu BUT DOWN HERE...NOW!!!!!!!! god i said, so i go down. what is this she dicho uuummm my homework...

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misceláneo facts!!!!!!!!!!

posted by kinga10111

..... misceláneo Facts .....

If tu have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, tu have $1.19. tu also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest misceláneo speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...

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36 Weird Facts That tu PROBABLY Never Heard Of

posted by TotalDramaChick

1.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

2.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

3.There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

4.The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

5.A tiburón is the only pescado that can blink with both eyes.

6.There are más chickens than people in the world.

7.Two-thirds of the world's berenjena is grown in New Jersey.

8.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

9.On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

10.All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on...

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Barbara Streisand por pato Sauce Lyrics

posted by myareid17

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