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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - parte superior, arriba 20 lista

posted by spunkyonyx

1. ángel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying o you'll get some action faster than a pit toro on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all tu want even if she is the kind who will out chug tu in cerveza and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names tu never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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Best Truth o Dare preguntas Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth o dare Questions

Truth o dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth o dare questions, which will help tu to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream tu have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality o feature tu would like to change about yourself?

Do tu have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend o boyfriend's friend?

Do tu think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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(TONS of) true, funny, misceláneo Facts

posted by hm94991

I found this link. This will last tu days. XD

Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.

One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave horno was invented por mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the chocolate bar he...

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frases about backstabbing and ex-friends.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, tu can kiss my culo too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the día i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to tu does not matter to me

-When your up, your friends know who tu are.
When you're down, tu know who your friends are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab tu in the throat with...the cuchillo tu left in my back.

-I was the one who dicho things changed;
you were the one who proved...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by tamar20

1)"Why, do tu find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I amor the segundo grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and tu actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers tu know.
12.Strangers tu don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to borrar above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

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41 Corny culo jokes!!

posted by XxLalasaysxX

Here are my lista of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let tu know now i got alot of these from the youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything o eating anything tu might spit it o something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the escoba late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bahía they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while hace and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask tu somethingand i want tu to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how tu feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want tu to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi o Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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72 things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her tu amor her.

5. Call her before tu sleep and after tu wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease tu back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her favorito! movie with her o her favorito! mostrar even if tu think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....

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parte superior, arriba 100 SEXIEST MEN TO EVER LIVE!!! ...in my own opinion...

posted by AzulaFanboi

Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). tu may see some crossovers! XD

100. Shunsuke...

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My parte superior, arriba 100 Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

This was definitely the most difficult lista I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. tu can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the parte superior, arriba 10 and just listing the other women and mostrando pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for tu guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope tu enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to comentario and I can't wait to hear what...

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My parte superior, arriba 10 Best Female canto Voices of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I amor her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, o movie. Please comentario and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway

I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The cisne Princess, Anastasia,...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF tu DON'T PASS THIS ON tu DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All día long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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parte superior, arriba 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

posted by Mallory101

parte superior, arriba 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

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I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.

10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give tu her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when tu try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s dado tu a fake number. Some women will give tu their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell tu why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...

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The 16 MBTI Types (Personality Type)

posted by Fitch

What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas por discussion
-Like to learn new task por talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus más on their own inner world,...