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This a little something I wrote for my English class after we read The Modest Proposal. We had to write our own modest proposals on modern día issues, and mine is on gay rights. It's short and to the point, so I won't be wasting too much of your time.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). amor o hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.


A Modest Proposal
Discrimination has always been a problem in this country. Only 50 years hace were blacks dado the same rights as white people. Now, a big issue is discrimination...
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posted by xneville_rocksx
1. Know how to make tu smile when tu are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but tu always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .

4. Give tu the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind tu and put his arms around tu

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer tu plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11. Never run out of amor .

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when tu take...
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Preferably shouted.

"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO tu WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

tu CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY tu HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY día (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

perra WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT culo CUZ tu CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

--

Happy Holidays~
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What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.


-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first día after the wedding.

Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do tu want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do tu amor me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do tu think that one día tu may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can tu kiss me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do tu think that tu may puñetazo, ponche me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.

-Now read the conversation from the below to the parte superior, arriba in order to know what happened after one year.

Have fun. ;D
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posted by K5-HOWL
When life gives tu a hundred reasons to cry, mostrar life that tu have a thousand reasons to smile. Be who tu are and say what tu feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind, For as we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your corazón broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend o maybe even fall in amor with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and amor like you've never been hurt. Life comes...
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posted by milorox18
Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If tu think you're fat, tu probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!

5. If tu ask a pregunta tu don't want an answer to, expect an
answer tu don't want to hear.

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless tu are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

8. Get rid...
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