Keep almeja My Name Is NI

Health:
Drink plenty of water.

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and cena like a beggar.

Eat más foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less comida that is manufactured in plants.

Live with the 3 E’s - Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy

Play más games.

Read más libros than tu did in 2010.

Sit in silence for at least 10 minutos each day.

Sleep for 7 hours.

Take a 10-30 minutos walk daily. And while tu walk, smile.


Personality:
Don’t compare your life to others. tu have no idea what their journey is all about
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Don’t have negative thoughts o things tu cannot control. Instead invest...

Observation:

Guys never notice differences in their friend's appearance unless the difference is too obvious (like a very poor haircut that leaves the scalp like a partially mowed lawn). But with girls, it's not the case... Try walking to your friend who is a girl (the phrase girl friend avoided for obvious reasons) with a small stain on your camisa, camiseta which is usually unnoticeable. Chances are that tu would get caught within the first couple of minutes.

Care:

Guys try their best to be caring but come on... they are not designed for that! Girls often tend to care más than what tu want them to and...

Are tu saying that I'm not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
Hey dad, are there any openings at your office?
I'm converting!
I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there?
I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
Who are tu again?
Mom, tu too can be saved.
I need más money for my gambling ring.
Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
Have tu ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.....

•    Stand on parte superior, arriba of the high board and say tu won't come down until your demands are met.

•    Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because tu have seen at least 15 people drown today.

•    Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.

•    Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.

•    Take a flutter board and pretend tu can't swim.

•     Hit strangers with your flutter board.

•    Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise...