Kung Fu Panda <3

Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open por themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call tu Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until tu hear the penny tu dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....

"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious por now"

"Do what tu want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want tu to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, tu moron."

"You're...so manly "means" tu need a shave and tu sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all tu ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...