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Ways how Lucky Luke would shoot faster than his shadow


Way 1: He can distract his shadow and quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 2: He can make a nice drawing and mostrar it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a nice drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 3: He can make a horrific drawing and mostrar it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a horrific drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 4: He can throw a rock at his shadow so...

Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.

Call other people "Champ" o "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the batman theme incessantly.

Staple papers together in the middle of the page.

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

Insist on giving weather forecasts in public.

Claim to be AMS certified....

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When tu break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses tu - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want tu to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants tu to read it ]
When she walks away from tu mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ kiss her ]
When she pushes tu o hit's tu - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at tu - [ kiss her and tell her tu amor her ]
When she ignore's tu - [ Give her your...