this guy likes to fecha girls and rape them

This is a bunch of the funnies FML's I've found on FML lately.
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"Today, I went to the cine with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to registrarse us. We've been together for two years. FML"


"Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy o a girl. FML"

"Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the...