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These are 10 sure sighns that tu need mental help:

1) tu think ailens have placed a zapping microchip in your head

2) tu make donkey noises say "Princess!" and then laugh phsycotically

3) tu think your underwear will eat tu alive

4) tu speak fluenit "Foreniese"

5) tu think a monkey
is living in tu toilet

6) tu think your best freind is a fish

7) PIE PIE I dicho PIE!!!

8) If tu scream that for no reason, well, tu know

9) If tu go to rob a store, then fake tu are an employee

10) If tu think fanpop is pointless
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I thought these were funny, what do tu guys think?


"Do not use if tu cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping o unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product...
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Make your own sentence (be honest though);

Step 1: Choose your mes of birth...

January: I hate...
February: I ran naked with...
March: I need...
April: I shot...
May: I smoked weed with...
June: I killed...
July: I pissed on...
August: I fucked...
September: I got married with...
October: I stabbed...
November: I gave a blowjob to...
December: I took a crap on...

Step 2: Choose your birthday;

1: A monkey...
2: A prostitute...
3: A vacuum cleaner...
4: You...
5: Barney the dinosaur...
6: A dog...
7: Santa Clause...
8: A travesty...
9: A porn star...
10: A condom...
11: A bowl of cereal...
12: A jew...
13: A lesbian......
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Cheese
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