Plank

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1.    It’s hard to be discouraged when every path we explore leads nowhere. #

2.    Love is like a perfume. tu can’t pour it on someone else without getting a few drops on yourself.

3.    Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. #

4.    Live each día like it was your last. The past is gone and tomorrow isn’t guaranteed.

5.    Follow your passion and success will follow you.

6.    Where there’s life, there’s hope. #

7.    In...

Phan – fiction : hola this is my first “phan”-fiction and I will first warn tu if tu do not like gay/bi people LEAVE NOW AND DON’T READ. Also Dan and Phil are NOT really together (but they did say they were both bi) this is just a simple fan-fiction and if tu want más chapters of it I will gladly make one más (suggestions wanted). Sorry if this is mildly o severely creepy. ENJOY (I hope).
Chapter 1: Feelings

It was a cool autumn día in Manchester when Dan and Phil decided they would mover from Manchester to London. “Phil” cried Dan. “Its 12:00pm get up sleepy head!” Phil...

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How do tu know people don't like your friend? Oh, I don't know, how about the fact that...

1. Your mom can never remember your friend's name. She even guesses. "Oh, is your friend... uh... Tasha coming over?" Your friend's name is not Tasha. It's Kate.

2. Your Dad always seems to disappear when Kate comes over. "Well, I should go paint the garaje door now." "Now?" "Yep, no time to waste. Just have to pick up a Kate of paint... I mean, a can of paint from the store."

3. Your little brother rolls his eyes at her name. "Kate's coming over? Does she have to?"

4. Your mom defends Kate to...

1. It’s OK to kill people.

2. Dying doesn’t really matter much either.


3. If you’re 14, have hair covering your eyes and live in a small village, man up, because you’re going to have to save the world.

4. Medicine became obsolete in the año 2004, when doctors noticed that hiding behind a muro caused human health to regenerate to 100%.

5. Eating stuff found on the floor is good for tu – your parents were wrong.


6. Sometime in the future, Earth will be menaced por hordes of alien spacecraft that fly in predictable patterns and can be killed in one hit. The logical course of action will...