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narlyvamp1234 lolz

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K.L.'s Infamous Songs 1

posted by Emoshinell

RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same preguntas
Over and over again

Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down o else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know tu know it's right So I say

(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
o we take our time
So let's rush

I want tu to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush o we may not
I want tu to know this
I want tu to know this
So I say

(Chorus X2)

Let's rush
Let's rush

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circulo, círculo that had its two sides gently compressed por a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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Smart insult frases

posted by AlxanderRfan

I don’t know what makes tu so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told tu to be yourself simply couldn’t have dado tu worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t tu have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let tu mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are tu always this stupid o are tu making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like tu before – but I had to pay an admission.

If tu took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d amor to help tu out…now, which way did tu come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

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15+ Ways To Annoy Your Dad!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him tu met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do tu listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him por his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your favorito! guy[If tu hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson o some who tu like ALLOT!]

9. Come inicial saying tu found your true...

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Facts about Chuck Norris

posted by x-menobsessed26

There used to be a calle named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle tu with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

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100 chuck norris jokes

posted by karpach_14

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then tu can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the cerveza gets drunk.

Ninjas want...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub examen the other día I lost por one point. The pregunta was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other preguntas was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that manzana, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing comprar that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bombardeo, bombardero jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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Most popular ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly popular with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming más common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us por our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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60 funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart

posted by kitty2264

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service escritorio and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid o a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

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Birthday Cake FAILS

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Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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The mostrar SpongeBob Squarepants linked to attention problems and learning.

posted by carsfan

The mostrar SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning

The mostrar SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed por a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine minutos of the mostrar may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob o Caillou, in which imágenes change más slowly, o to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...

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The Evil Teddy Bear: This is starting to be a nightmare

posted by darktheheghog

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...

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fun "rules" of life and a Cynic's guide to life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I'm putting two funny artículos together in one, hope tu enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I amor deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would tu know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what tu need, and I'll tell you...

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The Evil Teddy Bear: Lets Solve The Mistery Gang

posted by darktheheghog

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy oso, oso de on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some comida while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the cocina and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the cocina was when Tina got inicial she saw what the cocina was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their inicial the Teddy oso, oso de was hiding in the cocina cupboard as it chuckled...

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15 BEST Excuses for falling asleep at your escritorio

posted by iluvsmj

15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 minuto power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course tu sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the parte superior, arriba off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are tu discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise...

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lilly's diary - my mother, the b**ch

posted by dxcfan101

dear diary, today was the worst - first a car ran over my lunch so i had to rob somebody's lunch money, segundo i got a F on my history paper, third mrs perrywinkle slaped me with her cinturón, correa serosly this is the 21 centery your not aloud to slap teenagers with belts, and forth when i got inicial my history paper fell out of my bag and my mother picked it up and started lectura it so what did i do, i rushed upstairs into my room 1 segundo later i hear my mother scream off the parte superior, arriba of her lungs LILLY GET tu BUT DOWN HERE...NOW!!!!!!!! god i said, so i go down. what is this she dicho uuummm my homework...