1. "I enjoy staring at you!"
2. "I amor the socks tu wore last Monday."
3. "Hey, do tu like the earings I bought just to impress you?"
4. "Did tu see how cute Justin looks today?"
5. "I prank called tu the other night. Did tu know it was me?"
6. "My mom loves your haircut."
7. "Dont tu hate it when tu get atomic wedgies?"
8. "I'm your biggest fan."
9. "How come tu didn't ask me to the dance?"
10. "Do tu Yahoo?"
11. "I lost my watch. Can I have yours?"
12. "My dad wants to meet you."
13. "Did tu know thats not Michelle's real nose?"
14. "I got us tickets to see the opera."
15. "Does...
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