Fuck yeah.

got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the parte superior, arriba of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on fantasía Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...

Note: This was my speech for debate team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while lectura this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where tu could be turned down from a job because tu were black and your employer was a white man, a world where tu can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which tu cannot marry the amor of your life because tu two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is dicho to be a free country, one with civility. tu would think...

Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a más suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if tu can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did tu hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers tu can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...

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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with arco iris Dash, and we were going to mover into a very nice house por a magdalena factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the el maletero, tronco of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my...

Another ten indie games reviewed and another articulo talking about all the great stuff that makes the indie market what it is. But before tu we get to that, tu all know the drill. It’s time to talk about the indie games that I reviewed and see which ones were the best. Now there isn’t gonna be any YIIKs o We Happy Fews this time. Every game was a game I enjoyed. Yeah, some más than others, but there wasn’t a bad game this time, and thank goodness. But don’t worry, the siguiente few will have some real stinkers. So let us see which games are the best and which are the least best.

10: Divekick...