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posted by Vishwa_22496
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"


1) If tu Want to work for people ....Make your corazón the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If tu want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As tu are the creator of your life, similarly tu are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for tu
*always forget what tu did good for people


P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
There’s nothing better than that moment when tu have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely más intelligent than tu really are. I have picked out some of her favoritos to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended por the T- camisa, camiseta slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the camisa, camiseta isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five año old boy wearing a camisa, camiseta that dicho "Girls Have Cooties" o "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female o male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have tu ever seen a T.V. mostrar where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't consejos anyone,so tu don't carry their sins.

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Two tu can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't...
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1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! tu threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! tu only wish tu could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like tocino, bacon and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont tu fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears. 
Like an elefante I thought. 
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother. 
"I suppose they could." dicho my mother. 
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back. 
"We're asking...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to mostrar the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of tu just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh acebo who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed fotos of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." dicho an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh acebo in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other estrella accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot más at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are más than the choices that tu make. tu are más than the many hearts you’ll break. tu are más than your dreams that don’t come true. tu are más than whatever people think of you.
You are más than the things that tu say. tu are más than the places that tu stay. tu are más than the things that tu do. tu are más than I could ever think of you.
You are so much más than what tu think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make tu someone new. tu are more. tu are worth it. tu are so much greater than tu think...
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posted by jessicamc26
A supermercado had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some más trays and have them ready for tu por the time tu finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
posted by karpach_14
On the first día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big tocino, bacon Classic with cheese.


On the segundo día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big tocino, bacon Classic with cheese.

On the third día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big tocino, bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fourth día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big tocino, bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fifth día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five cebolla rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...
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Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she dicho no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...
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A new series that's suppose to air soon. I amor that 'Bangkok' scene, thingy :D
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