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posted by invadercalliope
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo dam dam
didoodi dam
*music*
When the morning
come come
I'm dancing like
you're dumb dumb
And when the groove
is high
When dummies jump
to sky
If tu feel the groove
groove
The dummies have to
mover move
Can tu feel the beat? The beat?
The beat?
tu never tell me
what is wrong
Cause now it's time to be alone
Let me amor you
everyday
So long tu let the dummies play
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
*music*
Dance dance
to the beat
They tell me let's
come inicial home
The party going on
on
We only have to
dance
Do dummies fall the
trance
If tu feel the groove
groove
The dummies have to
mover move
Can tu feel the beat? The beat?
The beat?
tu never tell me
what is wrong
Cause now it's time
to be alone
Let me amor you
everyday
So long tu let the
dummies play
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
*music*
Never tell me what is wrong
Let me love
tu everyday
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
The End
posted by greenstergirl
Chapter one
Okay this is a really misceláneo stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, tu have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” dicho my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
____________________________________________________

I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find más crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? tu are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No tu are a robot times 1000000.


User: No tu are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and tu are a robot.


User: User: tu robot.User: tu robot.User: tu robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. tu are the robot here.

User: User: tu robot.User: tu robot.User: tu robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... tu computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So tu admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




lol yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do tu hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be inicial for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and fuego hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: tu better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell tu why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired por their family and friends and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented por the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The segundo is the garden goat,...
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posted by EllentheStrange
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that tu have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask preguntas to a magic 8 ball and take the respuestas seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when tu find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when tu see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a misceláneo person!
raindrops on rosas and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp manzana, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Chapter 3 The cult


“What are tu on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. por the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty calle the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, unicornios and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking unicornios are real???! Who dicho they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws comida at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid preguntas (ex: What do biblioteca cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a día when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who tu think she is
posted by MOLLYMAYJR
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book por its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders o u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id amor to hear ur thoughts!!
Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. tu don't say "I do not like" tu have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the cine that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their cine look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If tu haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know tu shouldn't judge a movie por it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up por the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give tu a segundo chance rather than jail time. I want tu to go out this weekend and try to mostrar others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see tu back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge dicho to the first one,

"How did tu do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did tu tell them?"

"I...
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posted by MileySelena982
Never mind the haters. All they do is break tu down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to tu that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating comentarios about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why tu like what tu do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do tu do it? Do tu have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever tu do, don't give it to them.

-JC
Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 más seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and galletas and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).
Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are tu fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh tu must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: tu don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: tu can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!...
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posted by shutyourface
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent plátano even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a plátano is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but tu can call me bobby jo


i shall return with a más stories of the help bananas society


dum de de de dum dum dum de dum


BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are clubes song)

plátano plátano oveja are there friends
BANANAS
posted by jblovesme4ever
one día that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny dicho hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first fecha ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him inicial AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO inicial AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE dicho WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE dicho COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP

THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES







YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
posted by dinglebell14
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton dulces road like 45 like segundos hace and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like tu like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went inicial and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like día in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't tu wanna mix cotton dulces and popscicles!