Before Marriage
Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do tu want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do tu amor me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have tu ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are tu even asking?
Girl - will tu kiss me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will tu hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are tu crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling
After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top
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This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is 40 cat.
This is segundos cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each sentence
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10 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:
1: Push the buttons in the shapes of different animales
2: Freak out the other passengers por staring at them and every once and a while saying, "Hey, you..." then looking away when he turns around.
3: Tell the passengers that tu are a reporter in disguise and ask meaningless questions.
4: Act like the "Button Pusher Person" when someone walks in, then push the wrong number on purpose.
5: Make weird noises and see what the others do.
6: If someone asks tu your name, get all defensive like its a secret.
7: Make beeping noises when someone presses a button.
8: Look like your uncomfortable and spaz out when someone asks what's wrong.
9: Sing misceláneo songs when the doors close, then stay quiet when they open.
10: Suck your cheeks in, widen your eyes, and act like a mime when people walk in.
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[1] I need to tell tu a secret. Look at 5
[2] The answer is... look at 11
[3] Don't get mad. Look at 15
[4] Calm down don't get mad...look at 13
[5] First look at 2
[6] Don't be that angry. Look at 12
[7] I just wanted to say hi!
[8] What I wanted to tell tu is...the answer is at 14
[9] Be patient. Look at 4
[10] This is the last time. Look at 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this. Look at 6
[12] Sorry, look at 8
[13] Don't get mad. Look at 10
[14] I don't know how to say this... Look at 3
[15] tu must be reeeeaaaaaally mad. Look at 4.
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--= Offical Pokemon HG/SS Gamer =--
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FЯED Rockz! XD
F.....
FЯ.....
FЯE.....
FЯED.....
FЯE.....
FЯ.....
F.....
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ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI
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Stay tuned for II!!
Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do tu want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do tu amor me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have tu ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are tu even asking?
Girl - will tu kiss me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will tu hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are tu crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling
After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top
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This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is 40 cat.
This is segundos cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each sentence
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10 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:
1: Push the buttons in the shapes of different animales
2: Freak out the other passengers por staring at them and every once and a while saying, "Hey, you..." then looking away when he turns around.
3: Tell the passengers that tu are a reporter in disguise and ask meaningless questions.
4: Act like the "Button Pusher Person" when someone walks in, then push the wrong number on purpose.
5: Make weird noises and see what the others do.
6: If someone asks tu your name, get all defensive like its a secret.
7: Make beeping noises when someone presses a button.
8: Look like your uncomfortable and spaz out when someone asks what's wrong.
9: Sing misceláneo songs when the doors close, then stay quiet when they open.
10: Suck your cheeks in, widen your eyes, and act like a mime when people walk in.
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[1] I need to tell tu a secret. Look at 5
[2] The answer is... look at 11
[3] Don't get mad. Look at 15
[4] Calm down don't get mad...look at 13
[5] First look at 2
[6] Don't be that angry. Look at 12
[7] I just wanted to say hi!
[8] What I wanted to tell tu is...the answer is at 14
[9] Be patient. Look at 4
[10] This is the last time. Look at 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this. Look at 6
[12] Sorry, look at 8
[13] Don't get mad. Look at 10
[14] I don't know how to say this... Look at 3
[15] tu must be reeeeaaaaaally mad. Look at 4.
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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--=Official Justin Bieber hater!!=--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--=Official Justin Bieber lover!!=--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--=Official Pokemon lover !!=--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--= Offical Pokemon HG/SS Gamer =--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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FЯED Rockz! XD
F.....
FЯ.....
FЯE.....
FЯED.....
FЯE.....
FЯ.....
F.....
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ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI
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Stay tuned for II!!
girl 1: OMFG did u hear dat mr scalleywag got fired
girl 2: yah...do u think we should make him a good-bye card???????
girl 1: HECK NO
girl 2: y?????
girl 1: remeber, wat he made us do
girl 2: oh yah.......wait wat???????
girl 1: he made us do really hard pop-quizes, remeber
girl 2: no dat waz ms perrywinkle
girl 1: oh yah.....i know lets make mr scalleywag a good-bye card
girl 2: i just.......never mind
girl 1: sooooo u will come 2 my place nd we will make it
girl 2: k, guarida, den tomorrow we will bring it to skool
girl 1: y
girl 2: so everyone can sign it and guarida, den we will mail it 2 mr scalleywag
girl 1: k, sooo i'll come over 2 ur house
gir 2: i thought i waz coming 2 ur house
girl 1: nah we will make it at ur house because u hav better art stuff dan me :)
girl 2: k bye :)
girl 1: bye :)
girl 2: yah...do u think we should make him a good-bye card???????
girl 1: HECK NO
girl 2: y?????
girl 1: remeber, wat he made us do
girl 2: oh yah.......wait wat???????
girl 1: he made us do really hard pop-quizes, remeber
girl 2: no dat waz ms perrywinkle
girl 1: oh yah.....i know lets make mr scalleywag a good-bye card
girl 2: i just.......never mind
girl 1: sooooo u will come 2 my place nd we will make it
girl 2: k, guarida, den tomorrow we will bring it to skool
girl 1: y
girl 2: so everyone can sign it and guarida, den we will mail it 2 mr scalleywag
girl 1: k, sooo i'll come over 2 ur house
gir 2: i thought i waz coming 2 ur house
girl 1: nah we will make it at ur house because u hav better art stuff dan me :)
girl 2: k bye :)
girl 1: bye :)
In haloween people are supposed to dress up in scary costumes... and well scare someone!
were I live, I didn't find anything scary.
Tinkerbell.... NOT SCARY princesses......NOT SCARY
hot perros wearing iron man masks...NOT SCARY
fat sumo wrestelers.....maybe a little bit....
NOT SCARY, tu get the point. Why couldn't they have at least one person who has a arm that comes of when tu touch it.but,when I was watching my little brother trick o treat I saw this man.... He was in a wheelchair... saying ders dulces over there!, In this weird voice that reminded me of Michal Jackson! Then out of no where he fell out of his wheel chair and said,Yah want to shake my
hand?, with his black teeth open wide....then, I steped back a few (dozen) feet with my eyes
open wide. that was the only thing on haloween that actually scared me.
were I live, I didn't find anything scary.
Tinkerbell.... NOT SCARY princesses......NOT SCARY
hot perros wearing iron man masks...NOT SCARY
fat sumo wrestelers.....maybe a little bit....
NOT SCARY, tu get the point. Why couldn't they have at least one person who has a arm that comes of when tu touch it.but,when I was watching my little brother trick o treat I saw this man.... He was in a wheelchair... saying ders dulces over there!, In this weird voice that reminded me of Michal Jackson! Then out of no where he fell out of his wheel chair and said,Yah want to shake my
hand?, with his black teeth open wide....then, I steped back a few (dozen) feet with my eyes
open wide. that was the only thing on haloween that actually scared me.
