There used to be a calle named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives
Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can strangle tu with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot cuchillo with butter
Chuck Norris and superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris put out a forest fire. using only gasoline
Chuck Norris can understand women.
They found Chuck's diary...It is now known as The Guiness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
The Universe is constantly expanding, in a futile attempt to escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once got bit por a rattle snake...After three days of pain and agony ...the rattle snake died
Chuck Norris will never have a corazón attack. His corazón isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The original título for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen segundos long.
Chuck Norris once scared a baby. To this día that baby is still screaming in fear......his name is Justin Bieber
Chuck Norris doesn't battle... he just allows tu to lose
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it..
Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.
When Chuck Norris wants a steak, cows volunteer. It's just easier that way.
Even atheists believe in Chuck Norris
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a lista of animales Chuck Norris allows to live
Chuck Norris uses a sundial at night
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry
Chuck Norris can get blackjack with one card
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can puñetazo, ponche a cyclops between the eyes.
Growing up Chuck Norris raised 4 turtles, we now them now as the Ninja Turtles
Chuck Norris can light a fuego por rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fuego with a magnifying glass. At night.
The Black Eyed Peas used to be called "The Peas"... until they met Chuck Norris.
the dinosaurios made Chuck Norris mad...once
Chuck Norris once roundhoused a planet so hard and so fast it burst into flames, today it is known as the sun
Windows 7 was Chuck Norris' idea
Curiosity didn't kill the cat..... Chuck Norris did.
When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor to test his reflexes.
Chuck Norris can cook minuto arroz in 30 seconds
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can strangle tu with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot cuchillo with butter
Chuck Norris and superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris put out a forest fire. using only gasoline
Chuck Norris can understand women.
They found Chuck's diary...It is now known as The Guiness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
The Universe is constantly expanding, in a futile attempt to escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once got bit por a rattle snake...After three days of pain and agony ...the rattle snake died
Chuck Norris will never have a corazón attack. His corazón isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The original título for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen segundos long.
Chuck Norris once scared a baby. To this día that baby is still screaming in fear......his name is Justin Bieber
Chuck Norris doesn't battle... he just allows tu to lose
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it..
Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.
When Chuck Norris wants a steak, cows volunteer. It's just easier that way.
Even atheists believe in Chuck Norris
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a lista of animales Chuck Norris allows to live
Chuck Norris uses a sundial at night
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry
Chuck Norris can get blackjack with one card
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can puñetazo, ponche a cyclops between the eyes.
Growing up Chuck Norris raised 4 turtles, we now them now as the Ninja Turtles
Chuck Norris can light a fuego por rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fuego with a magnifying glass. At night.
The Black Eyed Peas used to be called "The Peas"... until they met Chuck Norris.
the dinosaurios made Chuck Norris mad...once
Chuck Norris once roundhoused a planet so hard and so fast it burst into flames, today it is known as the sun
Windows 7 was Chuck Norris' idea
Curiosity didn't kill the cat..... Chuck Norris did.
When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor to test his reflexes.
Chuck Norris can cook minuto arroz in 30 seconds
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my contraseña for fanpop and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the comentarios and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.
that being dicho i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my contraseña so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if tu see some retarded post made por me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if tu don't believe me then find your choice.
that being dicho i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my contraseña so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if tu see some retarded post made por me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if tu don't believe me then find your choice.
frozen fever starts off with Elsa deciding what to put on parte superior, arriba of Anna's birthday cake. After she dose that she finds Olaf eating her ice cream cake. So she leaves Kristoff in charge. Than she tries to wake Anna up and get her ready for the party. Anna soon discovers that somehow got a COLD even when she lived in a ICE castillo for half of Frozen. And than she starts sneezing and dose not notice that every time she sneezes she poofs up misceláneo snowmen that for some reason never melt.
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets más sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts actuación like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to cama they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets más sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts actuación like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to cama they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100
"Break Your Heart"
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I amor and leave you
They call me corazón breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If tu fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear tu apart
Told tu from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad lobo I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If tu fall for me I'm only gonna tear tu apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I amor and leave you
They call me corazón breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If tu fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear tu apart
Told tu from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad lobo I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If tu fall for me I'm only gonna tear tu apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
It all starts off with a man runing from the nothwind a magic snowstorm that can freeze anything! His name was master vagard. He made magic mirrors that the snow queen who had sent the northwind had feared vary much. When he got inicial the northwind broke in both the master vagard and his wife was froze but there 2 children who were hideing in the closet had taken a mirror that saved them. gdsidggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu h-elp blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blublu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu
Milk With Cookies...
Oh, tu better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart
to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Your mom saved him some ice cream
and a slice of calabaza pie.
Too bad tu finished both of them
while he was flying ’cross the sky.
Oh, tu needed a snack
and didn't think twice.
tu ate Santa’s treats,
so now pay the price.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
He knows tu are not sleeping.
Your snoring is so fake.
You’d better get yourself downstairs
and bake the man a cake.
Oh, tu better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
Eve's drawing
