Hello this is my 2nd lista of pointless superpowers enjoy....
1.making a dog f*ck your leg
2.flying only 1 inch off the ground,but not on watter
3.teleporting your self 20 feet underground
4.makeing a quick sand under you
5.pukeing tables
6.pooing everything u ate right after u ate it
7.seeing trough glass
8.losing ure sence of taste when your eating something yummy
9.turning your self into a hobo when tu are near someone u like
10.abillity to kill a dead body
thank tu for reading.....i did not think of some of these,now bye n hope u get some of these powers
p.s. Can u fan this if u like it pls??!!?!
1.making a dog f*ck your leg
2.flying only 1 inch off the ground,but not on watter
3.teleporting your self 20 feet underground
4.makeing a quick sand under you
5.pukeing tables
6.pooing everything u ate right after u ate it
7.seeing trough glass
8.losing ure sence of taste when your eating something yummy
9.turning your self into a hobo when tu are near someone u like
10.abillity to kill a dead body
thank tu for reading.....i did not think of some of these,now bye n hope u get some of these powers
p.s. Can u fan this if u like it pls??!!?!
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every día since his retirement 25 years ago. One día he arrives inicial looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't tu take my brother with tu and give it one más try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the siguiente día Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty oscilación and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did tu see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't tu take my brother with tu and give it one más try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the siguiente día Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty oscilación and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did tu see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."