misceláneo Article: 10 things about me

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posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE tu ENJOY AND LEARN TEN THINGS ABOUT ME!
Now let's start
Plz take your seats
ok are tu ready well i will just go anyway!~
1. I have a youtube acount i am InvaderCalliope on youtube also
2.i am using a laptop
3.i cosplay alot
4.My fave mostrar is Invader Zim
5.I amor lectura manga
6.I can be very creepy sometimes
7. i amor to make this face :3
8. i have a pet ferret,cat,bunny,and 2 dogs
9.i amor to run
10.i am epic
Now i hope tu enjoyed lectura this.
Now let's party!
then we can start a riot!
YAY!

deathding and Twilightzook like this

MJangellover you forget ,your religion, nationality ,your goal!!!

teamsalvatore98 *parties* Ok, now we start a riot. I lead!! nom nom om nom nom ;3

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10 most stupid preguntas people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When tu meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are tu doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t tu try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When tu ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while hace and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask tu somethingand i want tu to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how tu feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want tu to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi o Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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A fat fairy princess.

added by Juilet1234

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Trick preguntas

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four preguntas to determine the level of your intellect. Your respuestas must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating o wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: tu are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in segundo place.
In which position are tu now?

Answer:

If tu answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. tu overtook the segundo runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the siguiente pregunta try not to be so dumb.

2 : If tu overtake the last...

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awesome school joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

a boy was asked por his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes inicial and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother respuestas " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad respuestas "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she respuestas "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she respuestas "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

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Fun and Probably Dangerous things to do when it snows!!!!

posted by llamalover565

Okay so if tu live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The siguiente day, cut the balloons off and tu got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when tu can barely mover as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...

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Josh Groban - Believe - Polar Express Soundtrack - Instrumental Acoustic Karaoke

added by musiclover2015

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polar express

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Tails, Cream And as a couple

added by PoddoChan

Source: DeviantARt.com

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Condoms are STYLISH!

added by NomyCake

Source: AngelzFunnys.com

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Randomness

added by iFly_12

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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED por RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can borrar the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused por Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle tu with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a corazón attack; his corazón lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

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Little Believer [cute20k/The purple alien ORIGINAL! SONG! LYRICS!}

posted by cute20k

INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do tu always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd tu treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...

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Ponder these imponderables!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

If tu tied buttered brindis, pan tostado to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when tu turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if tu open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when tu transport something por car, it's called a shipment, but when tu transport something por ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...

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"Elmo's World - Behind the Scenes"

added by IZlover48

IDK, just surfing youtube and i found This!!!LOLXD

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Epic collar

added by EllentheStrange

Source: google image buscar

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Random.

added by EimieRose

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THIS IS FUNNY

posted by jessicamc26

A stoner called the fuego department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"

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:)

posted by sapherequeen

:)

I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a fan of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I amor and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of tu for the rest of my life :)

I amor tu all! Have a beautiful, wonderful día :D

-LOL!-

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Emails to ALice

posted by KatiiCullen94

dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that tu were real, that tu all were , that he was.
There is evidence that tu were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming o not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and tu diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, o did i make tu up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without tu i dont know. But i want to find out. Do tu think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...

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Night Surgeon Lyrics

posted by twilight0girl

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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can tu forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the calle physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your culo like rembrandt!
Ha! tu Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when tu see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who tu are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what tu did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who tu are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...