Dear Noah,
We could have sworn tu dicho the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, unicornios
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampiros are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The titanic
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your libros are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous
Dear America,
tu produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than tu can.
Sincerely, Spiders
Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, google
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of pescado in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985
Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really amor her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton
Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that balsa for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little triángulo, triángulo de
Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
Sincerely, Shakespeare
Dear soccer Fans,
B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!
Sincerely, Vuvuzelas
Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God
Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely, Colorblind
Dear Santa,
Please tell me how tu managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods
Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls
Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio
Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to registrarse the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.
All tu had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, mulan
Dear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely, Juliet
Dear zorro, fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed
We could have sworn tu dicho the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, unicornios
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampiros are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The titanic
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your libros are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous
Dear America,
tu produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than tu can.
Sincerely, Spiders
Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, google
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of pescado in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985
Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really amor her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton
Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that balsa for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little triángulo, triángulo de
Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
Sincerely, Shakespeare
Dear soccer Fans,
B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!
Sincerely, Vuvuzelas
Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God
Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely, Colorblind
Dear Santa,
Please tell me how tu managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods
Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls
Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio
Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to registrarse the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.
All tu had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, mulan
Dear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely, Juliet
Dear zorro, fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed
1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens
2. get your sister o brother a drink put pepper in it....
3. play all your música really load
4. blackmail them O.o
5. act like a cow.
6. lick them O.o
7. give them a pan de molde, pan emparedado, sándwich de
8. set their alrm for two in the morning
9. bite them
10. flush the toilet when their in the shower
11. ding ding ditch their room
12. eat their food
13. be right in their face when they wake up
14 sit on them
15. put your cat o dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
2. get your sister o brother a drink put pepper in it....
3. play all your música really load
4. blackmail them O.o
5. act like a cow.
6. lick them O.o
7. give them a pan de molde, pan emparedado, sándwich de
8. set their alrm for two in the morning
9. bite them
10. flush the toilet when their in the shower
11. ding ding ditch their room
12. eat their food
13. be right in their face when they wake up
14 sit on them
15. put your cat o dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD