some of tu may be thinking "cheese? why the f*** cheese?" well let me tell tu the power of the yellow white o stinky things we call CHEESE!

for starters it got mice in mice traps. *snap!!* o my bird valley who is dumb enough to eat the cheese and get stuck. *sigh* I'll get tu out vally........ (dumb bird)

then cheese has the power of fart. tu heard me. fart. me and my mom both cut the CHEESE when ever we have CHEESE, milk, coco the lista goes on. I guss that is why they call it CUT THE CHEESE.

Cheese also can get people really mad. tu may say "mad? how can CHEESE make someone mad?" well there are two ways.
1.someone ate ALL the CHEESE and no one else got any.

2. when people never say stop at aceituna, oliva garden when they give CHEESE.you may think it is funny but the person giving the CHEESE would be like this.

"say stop. SAY STOP. SAY STOP! SAY STOP!!!!!!!!! SAY STOP tu $%*#$@$%* $^&%*&%^#% $%#$@^@$*$!!!!!!

This will end with the man o the woman getting fired yet más powers of cheese.

if tu have any más cheese powers send them to me and if I get three o más I will make a new
"the power of cheese." see ya and good night!