Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered por our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 segundos (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call tu forth.
Hoping tu are well,
SARCASM
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Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered por our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 segundos (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call tu forth.
Hoping tu are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
1.I got stabbed por a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I puñetazo, ponche boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the maní, cacahuete butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet tu Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy oso, oso de is staring at me.
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I puñetazo, ponche boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the maní, cacahuete butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet tu Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy oso, oso de is staring at me.
