28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew
1.. We’re not as big of perverts as tu think we all are.
2.. No matter what tu say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole
3.. We like tu to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4.. Don’t argue with us when we call tu beautiful.
5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.
7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8.. If tu have cramps and we ask tu what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the mes and nothing more.
9.. If tu really liked us for us, tu would let us think that our mustache, beard, o sideburns looked cool.
10.. We never shave our legs. Get over it.
11.. NEVER ask us if tu can put make up on us. It’s just wrong.
12.. Don’t make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us if tu don’t.
13.. When we tell tu that you’re not fat, believe us.
14.. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 Degrees,or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15.. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16.. Just cause tu think you’re always right doesn’t mean that tu don’t have to apologize when tu do something “wrong.”
17.. tu expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if tu did the same every once in a while. We like to know that tu amor us.
18.. We can’t always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19.. Don’t ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause tu might just get what tu wish for.
20.. Never kick us in the nuts “just to see what we would say.”
21.. Never pretend like tu are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22.. Pamela Anderson’s boobs aren’t fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23.. Size doesn’t matter, except to idiots who don’t want a relationship.
24.. PMS is not an excuse.
25.. If tu want us to put the asiento down when we’re done, tu should put it up when you’re done.
26.. Don’t tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn’t turn us on.
27.. Always remember: The way to a guy’s corazón is through his stomach…..and maybe….oh never mind.
28.. And last but not least: We know you’re not always right, but we’ll pretend like tu are anyway.
1.. We’re not as big of perverts as tu think we all are.
2.. No matter what tu say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole
3.. We like tu to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4.. Don’t argue with us when we call tu beautiful.
5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.
7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8.. If tu have cramps and we ask tu what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the mes and nothing more.
9.. If tu really liked us for us, tu would let us think that our mustache, beard, o sideburns looked cool.
10.. We never shave our legs. Get over it.
11.. NEVER ask us if tu can put make up on us. It’s just wrong.
12.. Don’t make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us if tu don’t.
13.. When we tell tu that you’re not fat, believe us.
14.. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 Degrees,or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15.. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16.. Just cause tu think you’re always right doesn’t mean that tu don’t have to apologize when tu do something “wrong.”
17.. tu expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if tu did the same every once in a while. We like to know that tu amor us.
18.. We can’t always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19.. Don’t ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause tu might just get what tu wish for.
20.. Never kick us in the nuts “just to see what we would say.”
21.. Never pretend like tu are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22.. Pamela Anderson’s boobs aren’t fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23.. Size doesn’t matter, except to idiots who don’t want a relationship.
24.. PMS is not an excuse.
25.. If tu want us to put the asiento down when we’re done, tu should put it up when you’re done.
26.. Don’t tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn’t turn us on.
27.. Always remember: The way to a guy’s corazón is through his stomach…..and maybe….oh never mind.
28.. And last but not least: We know you’re not always right, but we’ll pretend like tu are anyway.
