1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks tu To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your escritorio And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever tu go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A poesía Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Have Your colleagues address tu por Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
16. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The car park, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of tu Go.'
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks tu To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your escritorio And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever tu go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A poesía Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Have Your colleagues address tu por Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
16. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The car park, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of tu Go.'
hola this is werewolflover and vampiregirl 17.Check out her perfil please.This is another insane list.So here goes.
#1 stick your head in the toilet and start canto Thriller por Micheal Jackson loud enough for people to hear.
#2 walk in subway sit in the middle of the floor and start sucking on your big fat toe.
#3 watch the Headless horseman and whenever a head falls off say,"poor baby did your head fall off?"
#4 everytime someone says"the"start laughing like a maniac.
#5 run around in circles and when someone asks about it say"building a circulo, círculo of protection from the evil giant rotten tomatoes buttox.
PLEASE comentario AND RATE.
#1 stick your head in the toilet and start canto Thriller por Micheal Jackson loud enough for people to hear.
#2 walk in subway sit in the middle of the floor and start sucking on your big fat toe.
#3 watch the Headless horseman and whenever a head falls off say,"poor baby did your head fall off?"
#4 everytime someone says"the"start laughing like a maniac.
#5 run around in circles and when someone asks about it say"building a circulo, círculo of protection from the evil giant rotten tomatoes buttox.
PLEASE comentario AND RATE.
