1. Do tu like pie?
2. Are you, o have tu ever been a squirrel?
3. Are tu afraid of Pancakes?
4. Are tu a people person o a person people?
5. How many months are in a watermelon?
6. Have tu ever wondered what it would be like if tu were an apple?
7. Have tu ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?
8. Can tu get me a soda?
9. Why is water so dry?
10. Have tu ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)
11. Are people actually rabid horses?
12. Have tu ever eaten the ear of a snake?
13. Do tu have a sword handy?
14. Do tu like pie?
15. Am I weird to you?
16. Are tu a thingy-majiger o a Thingamabob?
17. Do tu like to feel cow patties?
18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?
19. Did tu buy your brain off E-bay?
20. Did tu notice 1 & 14 are the same question?
21. Are tu so cheap tu would buy your baby a used diaper?
22. Have tu ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?
23. If tu dicho 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?
25. Did tu kill your teddy oso, oso de when tu were little?
26. Did tu know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?
27. Are tu a possum?
28. Do tu like waffles?
29. Have tu ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?
30. If tu could breathe in space, would tu go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, o a black hole?
31. Are tu suicidal?
32. If tu dicho 'yes' to 31: Have tu committed suicide yet?
33. Do tu smoke... broccoli?
34. Are you, o have tu ever been a peach-berry pie?
35. Do tu like eggs and bacon?
36. Are tu a rabid squirrel?
37. Do tu eat yourself?
38. Do tu eat other people?
39. Have tu ever died?
40. Are tu on the right path in life... o are tu on the left one?
41. Do tu eat feathers?
42. Are tu dumber than a dodo?
43. Can tu float like a rock?
44. Are tu blonde, brunette, o pinkish-blue (skin color)?
45. Have tu ever dyed your butt?
46. Do tu walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?
47. Is your favorito! color nose?
48. Are tu a pig?
49. Are tu a cannibal?
50. Are tu glad this is over?
2. Are you, o have tu ever been a squirrel?
3. Are tu afraid of Pancakes?
4. Are tu a people person o a person people?
5. How many months are in a watermelon?
6. Have tu ever wondered what it would be like if tu were an apple?
7. Have tu ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?
8. Can tu get me a soda?
9. Why is water so dry?
10. Have tu ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)
11. Are people actually rabid horses?
12. Have tu ever eaten the ear of a snake?
13. Do tu have a sword handy?
14. Do tu like pie?
15. Am I weird to you?
16. Are tu a thingy-majiger o a Thingamabob?
17. Do tu like to feel cow patties?
18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?
19. Did tu buy your brain off E-bay?
20. Did tu notice 1 & 14 are the same question?
21. Are tu so cheap tu would buy your baby a used diaper?
22. Have tu ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?
23. If tu dicho 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?
25. Did tu kill your teddy oso, oso de when tu were little?
26. Did tu know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?
27. Are tu a possum?
28. Do tu like waffles?
29. Have tu ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?
30. If tu could breathe in space, would tu go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, o a black hole?
31. Are tu suicidal?
32. If tu dicho 'yes' to 31: Have tu committed suicide yet?
33. Do tu smoke... broccoli?
34. Are you, o have tu ever been a peach-berry pie?
35. Do tu like eggs and bacon?
36. Are tu a rabid squirrel?
37. Do tu eat yourself?
38. Do tu eat other people?
39. Have tu ever died?
40. Are tu on the right path in life... o are tu on the left one?
41. Do tu eat feathers?
42. Are tu dumber than a dodo?
43. Can tu float like a rock?
44. Are tu blonde, brunette, o pinkish-blue (skin color)?
45. Have tu ever dyed your butt?
46. Do tu walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?
47. Is your favorito! color nose?
48. Are tu a pig?
49. Are tu a cannibal?
50. Are tu glad this is over?