WARNING- THESE ARE NOT ANY EXCUSES FOR tu INCASE tu GET PULLED OVER por A COP. FUNNYSTUFFLOL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE tu CAN SUFFER por SAYING THESE PHRASES TO AN OFFICER o ANY ONE ELSE!!!!


Can tu hold my beer, I cant reach my license.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't tu the guy from the Village People?

Hey, tu must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!

Are tu Andy o Barney?

I thought tu had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

I pay your salary!

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!

Do tu know why tu pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.