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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
(Try lectura this story with a cowboy o a hilbilly accent)
Tiffany and Pete sat in the moon light.
"Look at them stars. So bright and shiny." Pete said. "Look más like squares to me." dicho Tiffany.
"Nooooo, there stars." Pete told Tiffany.
"Hey that squares gettin' bigger.....and bigger....and bigger." Tiffany gasped. "That square looks like its hurrdelin' at us!"
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Pete yelled pushing Tiffany out of the way of the falling star. The estrella landed where Tiffany was sitting but she was now a few feet from it. "YEAH! Gots me a square!" Tiffany squeled
The End.

Short but it was an idea that came to me in the shower...and the idea credit goes to my non fanpopping friends Liz and Tiffany who showed me the "Looks más like squares to me" thingy....any way what do tu guys think????
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posted by talinabeadles
If tu are looking for a boy to prank call. Call your ex and tell him he got tu pregnant and that tu want child support. Then if he hangs up repeat the cycle again. hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




then if tu want to be mean about it then do it at school and make a rumor and see what people say and then the siguiente día say that tu are the pregnant one and your not just kidding they fell for it and seeif tu get child support hope this helps like i dicho have not tried ths yet but we will i no this is very long i understand then stop lectura and if tu are still lectura thisthen i know tu amor me no joke i thought tu did not want to countinue lectura tu llied what a big mistake not jk lol this is so misceláneo ask your mom hows she doing for me kk yous till read bye now your still lectura bye b7ye now stop lectura this great now tu can read this now try a book would you!!!!!!!!!!Stop lectura this bye!!!!!!!! bandeja de entrada me i amor tu and hit me at facebook at talina cyanne
posted by Bluekait
In the movie Scream, Randy dicho “There are certain rules that one must abide por in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.

1. tu can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. tu can never drink o do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because tu won’t be back.

In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:

1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much más elaborate, with más blood and gore.
3. If tu want your films...
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January 12, 2001

Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*

Outside were two brand new Chrysler 300's

Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back tu two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let tu talk in private. *Leaves*...
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