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posted by crazy_frog222
Your alarm goes off, tu hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
tu take a warm ducha, ducha de to help tu wake up.
He goes days o weeks without running water.
tu complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
tu put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
tu make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the cruzar, cruz hanging on his chain siguiente to his dog tags.
tu talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
tu walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
tu complain about how hot it is.
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his casco to wipe his brow.
tu go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
He doesn't get to eat today.
Your maid makes your cama and washes your clothes.
He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.
tu go to the mall and get your hair redone.
He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.
You're angry because your class ran 5 minutos over.
He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.
tu call your girlfriend and set a fecha for tonight.
He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.
tu hug and kiss your girlfriend, like tu do everyday.
He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.
tu roll your eyes as a baby cries.
He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.
tu criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
He sees the innocent tortured and killed por their own people and remembers why he is fighting.
tu hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.
He hears the gunfire, bombs, and screams of the wounded.
tu see only what the media wants tu to see.
He sees the broken bodies lying around him.
tu are asked to go to the store por your parents. tu don't.
He does exactly what he is told.
tu stay at inicial and watch TV.
He takes whatever time he is dado to call, write home, sleep, and eat.
tu crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.
He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 minuto nap, only to be woken por gunfire.
tu sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him.
If only there were más men like him!
If tu support your troops, send this on.
If it gets to a veteran who hasn't received it yet, it will bring back memories.
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
jesús Christ and the American G.I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
The más tu squrimed the harder he bit tu and all of a sudden tu felt a shock of pain that began to grow to your heart"STOP!"you screamed but he just held onto tu tighter as your body began to shake violently.Breathing started to became más and más frantic.You heard the door slam open and some1 yell "vince take your filthy hands off her"it sounded like felix? then he was dragged off of you.His face changed from felix to vince 'wtf'you thought tu were still shaking violently...
~Felix's Pov
I looked over at _ and saw her shaking violently and her getting very pale.I ran over to her and...
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When I was little...

1. I got "plumber" and "plunger" mixed up alot.
2. I thought it was illegal for someone to see someone else naked.
3. I thought people still got wool from "shearing oveja when their 'hair' was too long" like they mostrar tu in fairs and shit.
4. I thought airplanes flew on electric energy.
5. I thought a "tower" was a kind of towel.
6. I thought a person's corazón was corazón shaped.
7. I thought paint came from colourful fruit.
8. Although I didn't think bebés came from the stork, I thought women got pregant randomly, but after they got married.
9. I opened containers twisting the cap...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Chongjin, North Korea. A town siguiente to the Sea Of Japan.

Guards: *Walking along a stone wall*
Guard 3: *Looks at a pato in the water, then smokes a cigarette*

While he was looking away, the pato turned out to be part of a hat, worn por CIA agent, Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Gets out of the water, and punches the North Korean guard*
Narrator: Out cold. Now it's time to find the explosives.
Johnny: *Finds a silo, and pushes on a panel, revealing a secret door. He goes inside, and finds missiles, C4, and several barrels of nitro glycerin*
Guard: *Turns around*
Johnny: *Shoots him with his 1911R1*
Guard: *Falls...
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