I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent
Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary
People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. tu ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?
Wants to know...If pistolas kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Everyone's entitled to be stupid but tu are abusing the privilege
Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song
I mean Come on, really who took my crayons??
I'm not a stalker I'm just curious... por the way your out of leche
Wonders why they tell tu to smile for your drivers license... You're not going to be smiling when a cop pulls tu over
Going to sue Red toro for false advertisement and medical bills. They looked at me funny when I explained that I should have had wings when I jumped..
The wrapper on the toilet paper roll read "100% recycled". Really stop and think about that.
Of course I'll try to see things from your point of view, as soon as tu pull your head out of your ass.
"Strap-on" is "no-parts" spelled backwards. Coincidence?
Dares tu to press ALT + F4
Knows that the césped, hierba is always greener, when it's rolled up in a paper
Is wondering if tu choke a smurf, what color does it turn???
I am going to Consumer Affairs. I bought a packet of M&M;'s and it was full of W's
I thought of tu today. I threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence.
So sorry I missed you, I ran out of bullets.
1. Must [b]love[b] his mother.
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his friends good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks o anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same música as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff o make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. lol JK JK JK (Thats just me)
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his friends good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks o anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same música as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff o make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. lol JK JK JK (Thats just me)
