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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up por canto playa Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say tu taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on the head and give him flores when his plans are foiled yet again.

11. If tu ever need to say 'Like taking dulces from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.

12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.

13. Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'

14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'

15. Insist that tu have met chunks of cheese with más cunning plans than his.

16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.

17. Be cheerful.

18. When he tries to impress tu with his powers, say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'

19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.

20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' o 'It's your funeral.'

21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, tu look particularly menacing today.'

22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? What's that - a washing detergent?'

23. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out oro stars.

24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.

25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there...

26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?

27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.

28. 'Did tu even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?'

29. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.

30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.

31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.

32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little corazón here, O Dark One' whenever he starts to talk of what caused him to become who he is.

33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'

34. Ask him to give tu written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.

35. Mock his choice of Quirrell as a 'host.'

36. Tell tu think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways.'

37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head.

38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions, 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say tu thought tu were helping!

39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.

40. Buy him a stress ball.

41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.

42. Call him Tommy-boy.

43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.

44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.

45. Say he 'looked better under the turban.'

46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.

47. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.

48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length.

49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.

50. 'Imperio' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful.'

51. ducha, ducha de him with confetti and rice, anytime tu think he needs to make a 'grand entry.'

52. Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.

53. Throw him a 'Carebears'-themed birthday party.

54. Tell him what Snape's really up to.

55. Politely exclaim now and again that tu don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles.

56. Sing 'California Dreamin' at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment.'

57. Should tu ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your comida and blow bubbles in your chocolate milk.

58. Ask him to dance a polka with you.

59. Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible.

60. Ask him if he's sure 'the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?'

61. Get him to play 'Twister' with you.

62. Tell him tu know this great therapist in London....

63. Throw Tupperware parties. Insist he sit through them.

64. Tell him you've met plently of people más evil than he.

65. Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry.

66. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies.

67. Steal, snap and bury his wand.

68. Tell him Lucius did it.

69. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details.

70. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.

71. Write him a theme song. Start canto it whenever he is about to do o say something particularly clever and nasty.

72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause.'

73. Insist on lectura him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling.'

74. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son.

75. When he's done something particularly nasty - cruzar, cruz your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do tu really think Salazar would have approved of that?'

76. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of 'that sweet, innocent, cute little boy.'

77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.

78. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."

79. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is 'Aromatherapy.'

80. Begin any pregunta tu ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle.

81. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated por him. Treat him as tu would an eccentric aquaintance.

82. Cuddle him at misceláneo moments.

83. Sign him up for Little-League.

84. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.

85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.

86. Tell him tu think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.'

87. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one día rule the wizarding world.

88. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter o Dumbledore.

89. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.

90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements.

91. Write sonnets for him.

92. Insist he help tu with the newspaper crossword every morning.

93. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.

94. Tell people he's 'really just a big softie.'

95. Psychoanalyze him. Conclude that he is 'mildy depressed' and 'a bit of a control-freak.'

96. Mock his baldness.

97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')

98. Get him drunk.

99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.'

100. Let him catch tu trying on Death Eater robes.

101. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.

102. As he's plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like 'Not gonna work, o 'stupid.'

103. Call him 'Champ' o 'Tiger.' Refer to yourself as 'Coach.'

104. Three words: Potter Puppet Pals.

105. Ask him where he gets his garlic-scented soap.

106. Ask him to dye Easter eggs with you.

107. ..at Christmas.

108. Make him dance in the rain with you.

109. Insist that this is to cleanse his soul.

110. "Accidentally" schedule him a him a haircut.

111. ..even though he's bald.

112. Be offended por everything he says.

113. When he gives tu an order, stare at him blankly and drool.

114. Invite him to go streaking.

115. Kill Harry.

116. On the siguiente Valentine's Day, decorate his lair.

117. ..make sure the decorations are rosado, rosa and frilly.

118. Tell him that getting the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson was definitely a bad idea.

119. Paint his fingernails hot rosado, rosa while he's sleeping, then place a permanent sticking charm on them so he can't remove the color.

120. Whenever tu look at him cover your eyes with your hands and scream "IT BURNS!!!"

121. Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful.

122. Trade his black robes in for rosado, rosa pajamas.

123. Insist that it's opposite día and paint a lightning bolt on his forehead.
posted by percylover19
Percylover19 3

(this whole story is in Kerry's POV)
Chapter 1
     I picked up the phone and called Sam. Sam has been my best friend since third grade. He has dirty blond hair and brown eyes. He also lives right up my street. "Hello?" he answered.
     "Hey it's me, Kerry. Has the new kids moved in yet?"
     "I have seen the moving camioneta, van a couple of times but no sign of our new neighbors."
     "I really hope one of them is a girl. No offense but I really want somebody I can talk to about girly stuff, that's not my mom."
     "None taken. I don't want to know about your girl troubles...
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posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor por floor, and once tu find what tu are looking for, tu can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling tu what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation mover on to...
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain tu understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help tu concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, tu can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help tu concentrate. If your friend shows tu his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Stand por one of the doors o elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on parte superior, arriba of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks por say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a emparedado, sándwich de sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair siguiente to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
posted by invadercalliope
They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause tu know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause tu know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In tu I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIII
IIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well gir and the doom song is a big hit its on the parte superior, arriba 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the misceláneo picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
posted by invadercalliope
Ok time to start!
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives tu something to look adelante, hacia adelante to."
The End
(1)We don't like to be used as a show-off pelaje, piel ur friends:we know we r cute but we r meant to be only shown of pelaje, piel our man. (2)We hate names like babes,hot thang,or chick. (3)We r sensible and some boys r ignorant to our FEELINGS-CARE MORE!!!!! (4)Love us;don't toy with Us! (5)Don't rush into serious actions,it makes us Uncomfortable! (6)Don't ask ur friends to do it,do it yourself. (7)When u ask us we'll believe;if y'all text it,we'll borrar it. (8)Don't be suctiony,we luv Space! (9)Don't pretend ya somethin ya not,we can smell fakeness. (10)Last,if ur older say 15 o OLDER———DONT GET...
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posted by 7things
Shimmy - System Of A Down link

Education, fornication, in tu are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in tu are go
Don't be late for school again boy
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
Education, fornication, in tu are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in tu are go
Don't be late for school again girl
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
I think me, I...
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Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she dicho no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...
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Girls!
-if tu amor anime and Twilight,
then tu are going to amor this!

-They are making an anime series of the saga!

más and más the rumor of an anime Twilight mostrar is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!

So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight anime until 2013!

Sent in por (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.

source: europapress
1 Round & Round Selena Gomez
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor rápido, swift Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 pato, drake campana Our amor
9 Selena Gomez A año Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 pato, drake campana Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 pato, drake campana I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor rápido, swift amor Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 pato, drake campana I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug
posted by darkkhorn19
Grandpa: GET OFF MAH LAWN!

Darkhorn: Grandpa, we're at the movies... -_-"

Grandpa: Oh...well, tu kids these days with your movies, and your 3-D, and your sodie-pop, and your rap music, and your Ipods, and your Playstaions, and your Nintendo, and your gótico clothing, and your Xbox, and your Gamecubes, and your Internet, and your air conditioning, and your Starbucks, and your emo hair, and your leather pants, and your pony's, and your Bible's, and your modern art, and your penis's, and your tools, and your jaguar skin leopards, and your endarngered species and your spears and your evolution,...
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posted by dramaqueen00
 eat it now!
eat it now!
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no pasa, pasas de uva Bran
Well, don't tu know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of comida tu hate ooh
You won't get no postres 'till tu clean off your plate
So eat it, don't tu tell me you're full


Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some más chicken, have some más pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled o fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...
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posted by Mephadowfangirl
Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your favorito! spot, hoping to post some videos and pictures, answer preguntas and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an articulo o two. tu get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

You are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting respuestas such as "you suck for liking this" o "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled...
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posted by Fangirl99
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when tu hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
posted by Dethklokrox90
Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry o amor tu more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave tu with my ring and this last letter.
I have lost myself and don't try to call me o come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to tu and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if tu let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and tu too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
tu will have your own life, everything tu wanted with you.
tu will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm cama when your old, knowing that tu did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I amor you, I amor tu so much...


~Reah
My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.



On the first día of navidad my true amor gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the segundo día of navidad my true amor gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third día of navidad my true amor gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth día of navidad my true amor gave to me, four suburban trucks, árbol moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth día of Cristmas my true love...
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Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists o pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. por the way i really wanted a long title


okay so in Australia out in...
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posted by Yama
I went into my room after being lost in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a ducha, ducha de to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the ducha, ducha de feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew cena was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for cena too. She was...
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