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ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot o putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast comida restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both groups listen to música that either their children o their parents don't understand.

Both groups tend to like their música loud.

The males in both groups are into weird hats.

Both groups are randomly accused of having questionable driving habits.

The females in both groups are into weird hair colores and strange hair styles.

Both groups are into strange o flashy clothing.

Both groups tend to have trouble parking.

Members of both groups have developed "selective hearing."

Both groups have a penchant for forgetfulness.

Many in both groups are not into seguro sex.

Both groups ask for help around tax time.

Both groups laugh at the dumbest stuff on TV.

Both groups use their own slang to confuse other family members.
The siguiente día was Wednesday, which meant they met with Ms. Winters again. "I'm kind of scared!" Emma whined. Mellissa and Eve rolled their eyes. “Come on, Emma!" Eve threw back her head. "Fine." Emma replied back.

When it was time, Ms. Winters pulled them inside the classroom. "We're going to learn your abilities. Eve, tu first. Think bats." Ms. Winters said. Eve got up and closed her eyes. Fangs shot out of mouth and her once small human frame morphed into a bat. "Squeeeeeak! Squeeeaaaak!" Eve tried to say.

"Nice job, Miss Dipalo.Now Mellissa. If tu don't already know, tu have super strength,...
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First off, I’m trying to convey that I find your statement o remark funny, even though I may o may not be laughing behind this screen. Some people are too lazy to laugh, o just do it to make them think that they like tu in order to get something out of you. Those kind of lolers are NOT your friends, I repeat NOT. For those who are clueless about what I’m talking about, “lol” is internet slang for laugh out loud and is probably the most used word on the internet and about 90% of internet denizens use this slang word in their daily online conversations, blog posts, comments, etc....
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected por wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited por one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit o other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that tu have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers o water witches. Someone who can locate water o lost object with a rod o wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see o sense aura, o energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week tu eat o want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 o 10.

Let's say tu eat chocolate 8 times a week (we won't tell).

2.Multiply that number por 2.

8 x 2 = 16

3.Add 5 to the anterior result.

16 + 5 = 21

4.Multiply that por 50.

21 x 50 = 1050

5.Add the current año (Gregorian).

1050 + 2011 = 3061

6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If tu haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.

(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)

3061 - 251 = 2810

7.(Assuming tu were born in 1975...)

2810 - 1975 = 835

8.You'll end up with a 3 o 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one o two digits will be the number of times per week tu eat o want chocolate (the number tu specified in the first step).

8 pieces of chocolate a week, 35 years of age.
posted by misscrazel
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I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
 "It's a long story. tu wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. tu can tell me if tu ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
posted by animelol
-Every year, nearly 4 million gatos are eaten in Asia
-On average, gatos spend 2/3 of a día sleeping,that means a 9 año old cat has been awake for 3 years of its life!
-When a cat chases its prey,it keeps its head level. perros and humans bob their heads up and down.
-A group of gatos is called a "clowder"
-Female gatos tend to be right pawed, while male gatos are often left pawed
-Cats make about 100 different sounds, perros make 10.
-Some siamese gatos appear to be cross-eyed because the nerves from its left eye go mostly to the right and the opposite with the other eye
-A gatos eyesight is both better and...
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^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are tu ready for segundos yet?"

"Are tu going to come again siguiente time?"

"It's a little dry, do tu still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do tu think you'll be able to handle...
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posted by Gmillsap02
At the end of series 3, tu never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be siguiente in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well tu know that face o a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If tu don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
posted by flippy_fan210
 Derpy
Derpy
yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of tu don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy dicho she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge mollete, muffin on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...
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posted by randomgirl3000
Facing Stress is very common in school especially near exam time o due dates of assignments. Learning ways to cope with stress can minimize the negative impact stress has on your mental health leading to maximize academic performance. Here are 5 ways that I come up while in school that I think might be helpful to new college students.

1. Have a support network - They are the academic resource center, the professors o teaching assistance, your friends, your family o school counselors. por having a reliable network of support, tu allow yourself to reach out to people who can help you. Furthermore,...
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posted by _ColorBlind_
Hey..

So, 

Remember me? Of course tu don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay.. 

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights hace and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate escritura skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<  

I guess this is a welcome back post? más like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY. 
posted by Wanda5
I'm bored so here, guess the songs :)

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the respuestas (song título and artist)
- Bold the lyrics when someone figures it out

1. She paints her fingers with a close precision

2. This may be the last thing that I write for long

3. Tripping out, spinning around - Alice por Avril Lavigne

4. She lives in a fairy tale - Brick por boring brick por Paramore

5. Your little hands wrapped around my finger - Never grow up por Taylor Swift

6. He woke up...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
 Flippy
Flippy
chapter 1
It was a normal día for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It dicho on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, tu have been chosen...
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posted by koalagirl9
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're camisa, camiseta looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them tu amor them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch o stumach
step 8.Say i amor tu again
step 9:walk around them in circles canto my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say tu hate them
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her inicial because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Chapter 1


It was late afternoon. Flamingleap, an naranja fuego elemental dragon, was hunting for the tribe, with no luck. He'd been hunting since dawn and caught nothing. Snow crunched beneath his big feet. Just when he was ready to give up he heard the screech of an eagle. He jerked his head up. The eagle was only a few feet from his face and it was the size of his head. It would feed a few dragones if it was división, split equally. Flamingleap reached and snapped his jaws on the eagle's wing. It flapped in a desperate attempt to escape. Flamingleap jerked his head, killing the eagle. “the clan will...
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 Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
So wassup everybody? Listen, There's this club called misceláneo anime RP forums. Me and some other fanpoppers got one hell of a story going on and if you're looking for some good reading, it's there. Action, comedy, romance, drama, vampires, and even zombie soul reapers! You'll find anime characters from Hell Girl, Inuyasha, Pokemon, Bleach, Rozen Maiden, Pandora Hearts, Black Butler, and many more. Hell, we even got Mortal Kombat in there. And during one story arch I even added Freddy Kruger. I couldn't help it. Dream Eater Merry VS Freddy... C'mon! Anywho, check it out if you're interested. The first 3 parts are publicado on anime club but we got the enlaces in ours. We've been keeping this RP going for close to 11 months so far. So hell byob, o whatever ya drink and come help us celebrate our first anniversary. hehe XD Cy-beer... lol... sorry. Anywho, I think our story kicks culo and if tu amor anime and good story telling, I think tu will too. Peace! and um, see ya there hopefully
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your escritorio o forehead.

2 = If tu have long hair, flip it in someones face.

3 = Keep on shifting your chair.

4 = Keep on whispering Hi.

5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.

6 = Ask them where they live..

7 = Ask them if they watch America's siguiente parte superior, arriba Model every day.

8 = Ask them every día to sit siguiente to them at lunch, but at lunch say tu were just kidding.

9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.

10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.

11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.

12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.

13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.

14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
posted by chillyneon
I'm sorry if one of these shows are still one of your favoritos it's my opinion not yours :P

1 = Icarly
2 = Victorious
3 = How To Rock
4 = Degrassi
5 = Team UmiZoomi
6 = Dora The Explorer
7 = Big Time Rush
8 = So Random
9 = A.N.T farm
10 = Hanna Motanna
11 = Secret Mountain Fort Awesome
12 = Pair Of Kings (some episodes)
13 = Bucket And Skinner
14 = Dance Academy

Sorry if tu like any of these shows. I just dont like them!!! It's my opinion, MINE.

Here are some misceláneo words to make my articulo longer
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