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Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
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1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say tu understand when tu don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. tu don't have PMS, so don't act like tu know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me tu never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get tu off the hook; doing something sweet will always get tu off the hook.
6. We don't like it when tu act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If tu did something wrong o even if tu didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; cena and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious por nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, o anything else tu and your friends talk about.
15. Hugs and kisses must be dado at all times.
16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; tu may think we don't know, but WE DO!
18. Shave! No matter how cool tu think your goatee o beard o mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.
19. Even if tu think it is cool to burp, fart, o emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: tu have a better shot at us than tu ever will have with her.)
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times.
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. tu can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't tu aim in the toilet and not on it.
25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way o another so don't forget that!
26. Understand how to keep women happy with you...
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Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.

Call other people "Champ" o "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the batman theme incessantly.

Staple papers together in the middle of the page.

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

Insist on giving weather forecasts in public.

Claim to be AMS certified....
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When tu break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses tu - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want tu to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants tu to read it ]
When she walks away from tu mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ kiss her ]
When she pushes tu o hit's tu - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at tu - [ kiss her and tell her tu amor her ]
When she ignore's tu - [ Give her your...
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