1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until tu are seen to por a dotor o nurse then when they approach tu say "wow doc i feel way better thank tu " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that tu dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for tu flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on tu

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise o say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO tu LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face covered in lipstick and scream tell them your looking for doctor\nurse how did this to tu

10. Wear sunglasses and tell the lady at the front ofice that tu may have gone blind then take off your sunglasses. look amazed and leave imediatly touching every thing that tu pass

11. Scream at every body who passes

12. Crawl in on tu hands and nees sniffing everything pretending to be a dog

13. Play with the electric beds

14. Tell the lady at the front office "This is the worst hotel ive ever been to gosh and tu call yourselfs H.M.R Hospital"

15. Break out in a tap dance every 5mins

16. Ask the lady at the front escritorio to order your fave magazine because they havent got it on the mesa, tabla in the waiting room.

17. Throw your shoes at the doctor when he enters the room

18. When tu enter the doctors office claim that tu saw a room just like this in an alien movie

19. Moooo very loudly (repeat if needed)

20. Kick up a fuss because the doctor is not The doctor from casualty


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Please note that some of these may get tu arrested