misceláneo Article: A Funny Text Message !!!

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posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while hace and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask tu somethingand i want tu to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how tu feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want tu to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi o Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

bestdayever, hyunakada33 and 37 others like this

Shelly_McShelly it's meant to say HONEST, not hoest!

volleyblue13 Hahahaha nice XD

kayla687 LOL !!! OMG that was soo funny!

Shelly_McShelly i chose pepsi!!!

SMackedLove lol thats good

heheiamme LOL go coke!!!

golnooshm94 funny :D

Italian_Girl It's too funny!! Fantastic

j2eee very funny send dis 2 my friends

Fashion_life OMG this is so funny!!

lollipopszx3 lol you have a funny friend xD

icewolf10 i like pepsi and coke

rosalvathatcher @ geometry dash subzero: It's too funnyyyy

henny123 I love it, this is an outstanding contribution to the subway surfers field.

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Come Back ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Now that you're gone, I can see
What was going on and how tu lied
When tu dicho you'd never amor again

Your friends telephone and they say
You weren't out alone last night
Can tu see that this broken corazón is killing me

Another night is falling
And now my corazón is calling tu back to me

Come back, 'cause I need your love
Back, got to have your love
Come back, bring your loving back to me

Come back, 'cause it's been so long
Back, and I can't go on
Come back, bring your loving back to me

You play with words, play with love
Always just your silly way
I'm a fool for I need tu por my side again

Now it's too late...

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amor Lies ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I was lost, then I found you
I never thought it would be this way
Showed tu my heart, I left it unguarded
Like a thief in the night tu estola it away

Now you're gone, the pain goes on and on
I still hear tu whispering to me through the shadows of the night

Love lies, you're just a victim of the headlines
You're running on into a cold night
You're just a number to the amor lies

All alone tu called it survival
He lost at amor to a stranger's lines
Walking the streets, he’s searching with vengeance
For a face that he dreams of night after night

Time goes on, all signs of life stolen, simple dreams were...

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18 facts about about dreams

posted by randomgirl3000

1. Our brains create dreams through misceláneo electrical activity. About every 90 minutes, the brain stem sends electrical impulses and the analytic portion of the brain tries to make sense of these signals.

2. Some dreams are meaningful as they give us insight into ourselves. Dreams help us connect to our unconscious mind and make sense of our wishes and fears. Dreams help us make sense of our past, present and future por getting us in tune with our emotions.

3. Even though we can dream at any time of our sleep, we are most likely to dream during REM sleep.

4. We can sometimes control our dream...

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Switch ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

(Switch)
You’re out of this world I’m sure of it
A crazy intuition, you’re off and on
You’re here then gone, come back
A curious condition
And then tu switch right over
It’s weird yeah I know but
Just can’t get a hold of myself

Hey, so strange
You switched in front of me
Hey, you’ve changed
Not like tu used to be
‘Cause tu get in my head and hold my heart
When I’m here you’re there, we’re worlds apart
So reverse your words, get to the start
And switch back to my world

Hey, you’re just
Talking like a machine
Hey, I’m stuck
On every word in between
‘Cause tu get in my head and hold...

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Erase And Rewind ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I don’t wanna feel like this
I don’t want to
I don’t want to
I don’t wanna freak tu out
But I
I think I might of dicho too much
Didn’t mean to
Didn’t mean to
Think I might of dicho it’s tu and I

Guess I should leave this behind
Guess I should erase and rewind
But somehow I can’t seem to stay away
I don’t want to sound desperate but I am
And so say that you’ll come around
Guess I should erase and rewind, erase and rewind

I don’t want to stand in line
Like I used to
Like I used to
I don’t want to have to scream and shout
‘Cause I’m the kind of girl that sticks
Like a tattoo
Like a tattoo...

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Headstrong ~ Ashley Tisdale ~Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy tu are
You’re a talented kind of boy tu are
And that’s just the kind of boy tu are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the música plays
Headstrong, can tu feel the beat
Melt down, can tu feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can tu feel the beat
Melt down, can tu feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...

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Robert gotta get away

posted by Heidihi2

American Twi-hards — bad news…don’t get TOO used to Robert Pattinson frolicking all over the States!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis estrella won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his siguiente film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A fuente revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking adelante, hacia adelante to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films queen Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist siguiente year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!

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nyan cat lyrics

posted by amy36y

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

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darker then dark

posted by hetaliaitaly

darker then light brighter then bright
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares

just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a volcán flair.

(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)

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Really Smart Students!(joke)Plus what I did today at school!(Please Read)

posted by adaug

Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If tu were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was siguiente to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put dulces in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
dulces Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i amor these!),a lot más too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!

BYE GUTS AND GURLS!

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HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT >.<

posted by amy_the_demon

BY: me!!!!

coca: i want coca!!!
me: tu want yourself O.o

barney: lets sing a lame culo song!!!!

c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Barney: *jumps off bridge*

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*micowave dings*

me: le gasp!!!! my burrito is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*

me: hola THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!

coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*

me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........

coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*elmo lands on barney with a splat*

elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!

coca: i though tu were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!

elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*

barney: i hate my dino life......

me: we all do purple shit, we all do..

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FIN

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Chema meets Slenderman

posted by samuraibond005

I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains o dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat rifle rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, o even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy por the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going inicial afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought...

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eminem

posted by kassilove

When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of eminem aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of eminem and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” o even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR

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My favoritos animes, and why tu should watch them, too.

posted by Lolly4me2

Pretty much in no specific order. Enjoy!

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CLANNAD + {CLANNAD After Story}

Easily an instant classic, and needs más publicity. Very touching with memorable characters. I don't recommended this anime for anxious people (mostly boys) who aren't comfortable with a steady plot with not too much going on until later in the story. WARNING: 99% chance of uncontrollable crying. Good luck, my friends xD

Main themes: Comedy, romance, drama, slice of life

Kuroshitsuji (I + II)

I have been a fan of this series for a long while. It's origins are Victorian Era England, which makes it enjoyable for anyone who's...

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Calliope channel episode 5

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS tu KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF fan LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this mostrar i allways see a new guest estrella so i was wondering how do tu do it?
tu WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS mostrar BEING ON THIS mostrar AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest estrella is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your friends are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if tu make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!

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Genorater came out for LESBIAN!

posted by moolah

To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's día together. Emily had cooked a stupid cena and they ate on a log por candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...

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Simlover4 respuestas your preguntas about canada

posted by simlover4

I know some preguntas about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell tu the respuestas

first, tu can NOT see polar bears in the calle and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.

second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile

Thats all i know but know tu won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is lectura this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

:)

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fangs and pelaje, piel chapter 1-about Melody Willgrove

posted by hotice

"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty o anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...

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K.L.'s Infamous Songs 1

posted by Emoshinell

RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same preguntas
Over and over again

Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down o else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know tu know it's right So I say

(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
o we take our time
So let's rush

I want tu to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush o we may not
I want tu to know this
I want tu to know this
So I say

(Chorus X2)

Let's rush
Let's rush

parte superior, arriba ten Slasher villains PART 2;

posted by Canada24

The lista went over really well to anyone I showed it too from outside fan pop, fan pop itself didn't seem to give much of a fuck.. Still, either way here's more.. On time for Halloween....

10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;

I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene...