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posted by boomerlover
Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went inicial and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad dicho it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to cama to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she estola free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother dicho "What a treasure!" and her father dicho "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a filete around her neck to get the perros to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the calle in September, people say "Wow, is it halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, gatos try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she dicho "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so bald tu can see whats on her mind.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a reciente caracol marathon.

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expiró on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama so dirty that tu can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

Yo momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow raincoat, people yelled, "taxie!" order. that is

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posted by kicksomebut23
I'm sorry to brag for all of the Sega o Sonic the hedgehog fans who amor Sega's classic game,but I'm excited. When I went to Family Dollar, I saw a Genesis system for $40. Did tu read that? $40 for a genesis console,but I didn't have enough money. So I went inicial and bought $4 out of $39, and saw in my receipt; This Saturday on Nov.8, get a product over $25, $5 off. I became excited and told my Stepfather to take me to Family Dollar to buy the Sega Genesis Console $5 off. This means the price will be $35. This gaming console contains 80 sega games on the system. I'm so excited. Got news,brag about it.
posted by -SkySplitter-
1. perros can detect sadness in humans and often attempt to make their owners happy por initiating cuddling.

2. In Iceland, más libros are published and sold per person every año than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published autor in their lifetime.

3. Hippo leche is pink.

4. President George W. arbusto, bush was a cheerleader during high school and university.

5. más Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!

6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.

7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.

8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.

9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.

10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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posted by BlondLionEzel
I usually like to make my characters after these tropes:

#1: The Hero

The hero (Applies to males and females) is a strong, determined, and just. He defeats his enemies but is willing to mostrar weakness. He fights to defend others, and puts others before himself. It's always the heroes job to protect the weak.

#2: The Princess

The princess (Applies to females mostly) is a kind, gentle, and fair soul. She likes the Hero and despises the Villain. She usually like cute things, but tu can change this if tu like.

#3: The Villain

The villain likes to cause harm to others. He usually can be found making...
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I thought I could rule the world,
I thought I would impress the gods,
But I fell so quickly at your feet,
I sing this song for you,
Helpless I will sing for you,
And live with impressing the king,

No one will compare to you,
You have no competition,

But tu just won’t notice me,
Notice me,
I can change for you,

Please notice me,
I am begging you,
I’m in amor with you,
Notice me,
Please notice me,
I will give my corazón to you,
I will give my life for you,
I swear to always amor you,
If tu would notice me,

I played a game when I was young,
I married had children,
I ruled the world,
I was the queen,
Couldn’t...
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